Mark

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I once had sex in exchange for a wardrode. It wasn't even a magic wardrobe. / I have trust issues, my ex-girlfriend, Henrietta, turned out to be an android and tried to kill me. / I was reluctant to join myspace until I realized I could stalk people without having restraining orders put on me or get scratches on my legs from hiding in the bushes. / I get pi$$ed with people who are obsessed with my obsession with Shakira, you guys really need to find something to fill your time with. Hell I can dance just like her, we're a perfect match. If it makes you feel any better when I was 12 I was convinced I was going to marry Mariah Carey when I became all growed up, however I realize now that was pure teenage fantasy. This is the real deal. / It could be that I peaked at age 12 and that everything after that is one long spiral into the abyss. Hell I'm just kidding I live in the abyss now. I sometimes wonder where the years went to, and then I realize, that what was the past was the present and it passed me by. / As you can see I don't take myself or life seriously, I choose my friends carefully these days and am loyal - but I won't take a shot in the mouth for anyone. / I was born and dragged up in Kirkby, Liverpool but currently live in Burscough, West Lancs which is only down the road so I'm back in the 'hood most days. I used to have lots of regrets about my education, lost friendships, missed opportunities and having sex for the aforementioned wardrobe, but now I believe that everyhing happens for a reason. / Naga Nooch!