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one fish, two fish

i am the donut whisperer

About Me


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im looking forward to the summer. mostly, working on a tan. yeah, thats gonna be cool.
What is your special ability?
Your special ability is ... the ability to summon tiny orange people to aid you
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You're a Harp!
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Meatball Pizza
Unusual and uncompromising.
You're usually the first to discover a new trend.
You appreciate a good meal and good company.
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What kind of muscle car are you?

1968 Chevrolet Camaro Z28
You are a 1968 Chevrolet Camaro Z28. You love your car....your friends love your car and thats whats most important to you! Your car really hauls ass! You feel bad that they aren't making Camaros anymore....but don't worry...cuz you know they'll be back!
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

the fucker that steals my socks from the dryer

honestly, i wouldnt know what to say to any of them, despite the fact they might not speak english. theyre just so cool. id probably faint.
You Are Barney
You could have been an intellectual leader...

Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer

You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps

Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem." The Simpsons Personality Test

Movies:

Dumb and Dumber. yeah yeah, i know... but, its the bowl hair cuts... cant help myself.

Television:

the simpsons, subway Q+A, NINJA WARRIOR , deadliest catch...

Books:

yeah theyre good, but, sometimes i confuse one book with another. I think my favorite story is Bananafish by JD Salinger... same guy that wrote The Catcher In the Rye.

Heroes:

Breakfast Santa and the Pope of Chilitown

My Blog

so jess & matt got married

and it was fun  :D   and now theyre on their way to hawaii, fuckers!  it was a beautiful June garden wedding.  the rain held out and it was just freekin perfect. but it got me...
Posted by one fish, two fish on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 09:01:00 PST

argh.

its 6:30am.  the birds woke me up.  i want to deep fry their little wings in hot sauce.  watch those fuckers try and build nests outside my bedroom window again.  >:..
Posted by one fish, two fish on Wed, 28 May 2008 03:49:00 PST

how much i hate connecticut.

i hate ct so much, that, i want the atlantic ocean to take it back.  i hate ct so much that i want all the stupid people who cant manage to drive more than 50 mph on fuckin 95 to get taken out to...
Posted by one fish, two fish on Wed, 14 May 2008 01:36:00 PST

end of april

so at the end of april, my pokeens had germinated and sprouted leaves, my trip to england was over and i was back home.  the rangers were in risk of getting swept, and i hadnt had my cell phone o...
Posted by one fish, two fish on Sun, 04 May 2008 08:49:00 PST

so lets see

so lets see what happened this week i went to albany with ly to drop off ceci & the bunny to a perfect fit of an adoptive home.  took a little longer than anticipated, but, i was in bed by mi...
Posted by one fish, two fish on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 03:19:00 PST

other white stuff that goes up your nose

i spray painted my medicine cabinet this morning, about 8 am.  i am naturally lazy.  so this means i did not remove the medicine cabinet from the TENNY bathroom, i just put up used christmas...
Posted by one fish, two fish on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 08:04:00 PST

i tried to bake

so, at some point in my life, ill learn that i should just stay out of the kitchen.  I tried to bake my dad a birthday cake today & the cake came out ok, but i tried to make frosting, and tha...
Posted by one fish, two fish on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 06:33:00 PST

what a wonderful day

so, not to sound like a Geico commercial, but, I switched to them today, and ill save $1,000.  a year.  yep.  aint that some shit.  mmmm  new shoes.   anyway. ...
Posted by one fish, two fish on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 04:26:00 PST

best day ever

so, i think i might have just had the best day ever.  i got up, coffee was good, always a great start to any day.  planted my new flowers for the fall, poked around my Dr. Seuss tree.  ...
Posted by one fish, two fish on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 04:17:00 PST

sparticus has a home!

SPARTICUS HAS A HOME!!  PICS ON THE WAY!!!    thanks pumpkin dave & field wood farm... & gregg for the dirt!!...
Posted by one fish, two fish on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 06:54:00 PST