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About Me


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I seem aloof and kind of bitchy, but that's just me being shy. Once you get to know me, you'll find that I'm actually a pretty fun person to be around.

I'm pretty easy to please entertainment wise. I'll watch any movie or tv show.

I like watching Jeopardy. I even use the remote as a buzzer and answer in the form of a question.

I have a large bank of useless knowledge stored in my head and frequently use pop culture references in my daily life.

I can name the castaways from the first season of survivor in the order that they were voted off the island. I can do it in under four seconds. Don't believe me? Ask me. You'll be impressed with my supreme geekiness.

My goal in life is to make an impact on society.

I play a mean air guitar. I'm also pretty good at air harmonica and air tambourine.

I communicate more with people I've never met than people I've known for years.

I have a crush on Rivers Cuomo.

I like to organize things for fun.

I'd become a vegetarian if I didn't love hamburgers so much. And bacon. I love bacon. And ham sandwiches. I seem to have some sort of vendetta against pigs, even though they're one of the cuter barnyard animals.

I need Pepsi to maintain my sanity.

I hate anything referring to "your mom". Napoleon Dynamite is funny. The rest of the world pretending to be Napoleon Dynamite is NOT funny. It just makes them look like sheep. From now on, when someone says "your mom _____", I'm going to start crying and say "my mom is dead".

I'm an anarchist but not in the "fuck the government" faux rebellious way that other teenagers are. I sincerely believe that an ideal world would be one where we were all equals and there were no rulers or rulees.

My favorite place in the world is Paris, France.

I love British accents.


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Your highness.
Birthday: before
Birthplace: Hell
Current Location: Salt Lake City
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5' 8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: western european mutt
The Shoes You Wore Today: checkerboard vans
Your Weakness: glasses
Your Fears: fear. needles. murderers. death. not being able to find a career I'll enjoy.
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: uh...
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: none. I use whole sentences when IMing and I like to vary the words. I'm cool like that.
Thoughts First Waking Up: damn, morning already?!
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes
Your Bedtime: earlier than when I go to bed.
Your Most Missed Memory: the lounge.
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi.
MacDonalds or Burger King: the government is controlling our minds with McDonalds food.
Single or Group Dates: no basis for comparison. ie never been on a date.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: don't know, but the smell of coffee and books when you walk into Barnes and Noble is one of the most heavenly smells in the world.
Do you Smoke: no.
Do you Swear: fuck yeah.
Do you Sing: badly.
Do you Shower Daily: yes.
Have you Been in Love: no.
Do you want to go to College: not really.
Do you want to get Married: possibly.
Do you belive in yourself: occasionally
Do you get Motion Sickness: yeah.
Do you think you are Attractive: in a strange way.
Are you a Health Freak: in some ways.
Do you get along with your Parents: yep. for the most part, at least.
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes.
Do you play an Instrument: yes. air guitar. flute. violin.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no.
In the past month have you Smoked: no.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I don't eat things that swim in their own feces. Especially when they're not cooked.
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: what's with all these date questions? They're just trying to make me feel like a loser. *sob*
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: music off the internet. But don't get me started on the downloading thing...
Ever been Drunk: no.
Ever been called a Tease: possibly.
Ever been Beaten up: no.
Ever Shoplifted: yeah...when I was three, I stole a pincushion from the fabric store.
How do you want to Die: a violent and amusing death.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: underappreciated.
What country would you most like to Visit: France.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue.
Favourite Hair Color: brown.
Short or Long Hair: depends. but definately not long-long...not longer than mine. no jesus impersonators.
Height: taller than me.
Weight: doesn't matter.
Best Clothing Style: what? uh...that cool nerdy style...
Number of Drugs I have taken: other than prescription? none.
Number of CDs I own: don't know.
Number of Piercings: none.
Number of Tattoos: none.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: one. and it's a HUGE regret.
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||| 43%
Stability |||||| 23%
Orderliness |||||||||||||| 53%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 43%
Interdependence |||||||||||||| 56%
Intellectual |||||||||||||| 56%
Mystical |||||| 30%
Artistic |||| 16%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism || 10%
Materialism |||||||||||| 43%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 50%
Adventurousness |||||||||| 36%
Work ethic |||||| 30%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||| 56%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 50%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 63%
Romantic |||||||||||| 43%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||| 70%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||| 56%
Wealth |||||||||||| 43%
Dependency |||||||||||||||| 70%
Change averse |||||||||||||||| 70%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Individuality |||||||||||| 50%
Sexuality |||||| 30%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||| 56%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||| 57%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 43%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Vanity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 70%
Female cliche |||||||||||| 50% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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My Interests

sleeping. eating. watching tv. internet. drinking pepsi. wasting time. sleeping. procrastinating. math. science.

adopt your own virtual pet!

I'd like to meet:

Karl Marx. Philo T. Farnsworth. Homer Simpson. George Costanza.

Music:

rock. weezer. the Beatles. the Hives. REM. Keane. Queen. REO Speedwagon. Dashboard Confessional. Sufjan Stevens. Red House Painters. Guster. Oasis. Coldplay. Elton John. Ben Folds. Beck. Smashing Pumpkins. Green Day. Nirvana. The Police. Bowie. The Silver Platters. various lame 80s bands... classic rock bands I can't think of right now...so basically anything but country. Country music was created by aliens to drive us poor earth beings to insanity before taking over.

Movies:

I like most movies. I'm incredibly easy to please movie-wise. My favorites, however: Star Wars episodes III-VI. Lord of the Rings (ROTK not so much...). Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. The Wizard of Oz. Monty Python. Fahrenheit 9/11. Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle. Eurotrip. Dodgeball. Zoolander. The Princess Diaries. Mystic River. Anastasia. Harry Potter. The Butterfly Effect. Ocean's 11. Say Anything. Sixteen Candles. Breakfast Club. Pretty in Pink. The Italian Job. Clueless. Legally Blonde. Pirates of the Caribbean. L'Auberge Espagnole. The Aviator. Catch Me If You Can. Spellbound. Beauty and the Beast. Big Fish. Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. Bourne Identity. Bourne Supremacy. Mean Girls. Clue. Seven. The Count of Monte Cristo. Garden State. Elisabethtown. I heart Huckabees.

Guilty pleasures: Win a Date With Tad Hamilton. Drive Me Crazy. A Walk To Remember. Bring It On. Sweet Home Alabama.

Hated movies: Emperor's New Groove. Star Wars Episodes I and II. Casablanca. Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen.

Television:

Reality tv: The Amazing Race. Survivor. The Mole.Lost. 24. Law and Order. The Simpsons. Seinfeld. I Love the 80s/90s/70s. Best Week Ever. Stella. SNL. Clean Sweep. Jeopardy. Reunion. many, many others.

Books:

Harry Potter. Franny and Zooey. Slaughterhouse-Five. any Dan Brown book. The Count of Monte Cristo. Anthem. Fahrenheit 451. Animal Farm. Frankenstein. To Kill A Mockingbird. Hamlet.

Books worthy of burning: The Yearling. Billy Budd. Murder in the Cathedral. Heart of Darkness.

Heroes:

The Greatest American Superhero. Art Vandelay. Philo T. Farnsworth. Mes amis.

My Blog

woot for bulletins!

If my life was a movie, then here is my soundtrack So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, ty...
Posted by tvgeek on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 12:08:00 PST

woot for bulletins! v2.0

trying again...If my life was a movie, then here is my soundtrack So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For eve...
Posted by tvgeek on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 12:23:00 PST

10 reasons why Gay Marriage is wrong

10 reasons Gay Marriage is wrong:1. Being gay is not natural. And as you know Americans have always rejected unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.2. Gay marriage will enco...
Posted by tvgeek on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 12:27:00 PST

the secret

So I've been thinking about it and I discovered the secret to making sure no one talks to you. No eye contact. If you never look a person in the face, he/she'll never talk to you. I've mastered the ar...
Posted by tvgeek on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 01:48:00 PST

random thoughts

breathing makes my lungs hurt. I'm hungry and I need a Pepsi. ratio of men to women of who get guest passes: 7 to 1.I think the same twenty people come in every day to get passes. Why don't we just gi...
Posted by tvgeek on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 08:15:00 PST

halloween

I hate Halloween. It's not so bad when you're a little kid and all you do is dress up as cinderella and accost your neighbors, but by the time you're a teenager, you get "too old" to trick-or-treat, w...
Posted by tvgeek on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 06:24:00 PST

my life...

in smileys:  sleep.  wake up.  almost miss overcrowded shuttle.  sit next to a smelly person.  class. more class.  see hot guy.  e...
Posted by tvgeek on Sat, 29 Oct 2005 06:25:00 PST

Bored.

I'm bored. I'm just sitting here listening to The Blue Album ...in between molecules of oxygen and carbon dioxide... Gotta love weezer. I'm sad/disappointed/angry they didn't come to Utah. I could jus...
Posted by tvgeek on Fri, 28 Oct 2005 11:13:00 PST

bleh

I've discovered that these blogs have become my public forum for complaint. All I do on them is whine. And I shall continue to do so now... I was hungry and I wanted some chocolate so I started eating...
Posted by tvgeek on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 09:36:00 PST

Intelligent Design v. Baseball Bat

Blatantly stolen from http://www.livejournal.com/users/jpicon/833962.html. ~ ~ ~ ~Moderator: We're here today to debate the hot new topic, evolution versus Intelligent Des---(Scientist pulls out baseb...
Posted by tvgeek on Sun, 23 Oct 2005 02:56:00 PST