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About Me

Greetings infidels! You are now feasting your eyes on the profile of one Slick Rick Whitfield. Let's see, what can I tell ya in such a short span? I was born and raised in Las Vegas until I was 15. Then I moved with my grandmother to Caliente, Nevada, a dinky town of about 1100 people give or take. Anyways, I graduated from Lincoln County HS in another small town called Panaca, which I'm sure most of you have never heard of either town unless you've lived there. I loved it there though since I was able to do two of my favorite things there that I wouldn't have been able to do had I stayed in Vegas, I got the chance to play football (well mostly rode the bench, but I did get some playing time and lettered twice), and got to do radio. I had a weekly show for 3 years and did basketball play-by-play for KLNR 91.7 FM. That led to a fraud of a broadcasting school in Minnesota chasing after me until they convinced me to make the big move to the upper midwest. I lasted about 2 semesters until I burned out and got hit by a truck. Anyways, after that whole deal, I moved back to Vegas for about 3 1/2 years until I got scared shitless by being robbed at gunpoint and moved with my family to Kentucky. Well, I hated it there the first 6 months since I couldn't find work and had no friends, so I moved up to Radcliff (next to Ft. Knox and the now world famous Elizabethtown). Things were ok, but not great there, and after a year, it was off to No-Fuck, where I'm at now. Well actually I'm in Portsmouth, VA, which is in the Hampton Roads area, but I still call it No-Fuck for obvious reasons. Aside from my work as a driver, I listen to a lot of rock, especially my boys Sevendust, still watch football and hockey, read sometimes when I can actually sit down and focus, look for places to go, and things of that nature. I think ECW was the greatest wrestling promotion ever made (not the new WWE version)!
Myspace Countdown Clocks at WishAFriend.com

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


The Rock, Rob Van Dam, Paul Heyman, Michael Savage, Samuel L. Jackson, Vincent D'Onofrio (people say I look like he did in Full Metal Jacket), Teemu Selanne, Ray Stevenson (Titus Pullo on Rome and the new Punisher), Mike Judge, Rufus the Stunt Bum and Bling-Bling the crackhead from BumFights.com, other cool people, and a certain someone on my top friends! Oh wait, I have as of 10/31/08!

My Blog

My vacation and some thoughts

Greetings infidels!  Out of the shadows and the summer misery lurks a familiar face.  Oh wait, that's me!  Yes, I'm back from vacation, somewhat rested, still with a lot on my mind, so ...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 21:58:00 GMT

I’m back y’all, I’m back y’all, I’m backety back and I’m back y’all......

Greetings infidels! I am finally breaking my silence on this profile after well, over half a year. Sad, I know, yet I think the lack of fondness and excitement at times would make for some rather emp...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 23:15:00 GMT

Recovering from my birthday and quarterlies

Greetings infidels!  Seems as though it's been a long time since I last updated you all on the happenings in my life or lack thereof.  I assure you, I haven't forgotten about writing, just t...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 08:56:00 GMT

Finally a moment's rest to reflect

Greetings infidels!  Since it's Saturday morning and I finally have a chance to kick back and reflect on what's been going on with me lately, I figured I'd spend a moment or two to jot down my th...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 08:04:00 GMT

Runnin' Rebels, Rachel, and other ridiculous banter

Greetings infidels!  Since I've been a little silent on the blog front lately, I figured I would give you all a little insight into what's new with me.  Seeing as how I don't have much going...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 13:38:00 GMT

3 DAY WEEKEND! (Not to be confused with the band)

Greetings infidels.  Since I am in the midst of a little down time in the form of a 3 day weekend, I figured I should enlighten the small masses with some insight into my life.  Yes, there i...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 21:51:00 GMT

Is "SLAVE" written on my forehead?

Greetings infidels, your brother in America's First Toiletbowl here.  Seems they are now pushing to call this dumb area of Hampton Roads, "America's First Region".  Well obviously when they ...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 20:04:00 GMT

SEVENDUST KICKED MY ASS!!!

Konichiwa bitches!  I have returned from an absence from the blogging world to share more sordid details of my life, should you choose to read.  Of course the title of this entry should tell...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 08:00:00 GMT

Take that Ted Turner clone!

Greetings infidels!  I was sitting here bored and kinda lonely tonight with a lot on my mind, and started thinking about how things have been going and realized I hadn't shared a little bit of go...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 21:24:00 GMT

My weekend of....well, being sober...

Greetings infidels!  Yes, the title of this entry is a little weird, but I just wanted to relay briefly what it's like being a sober bastard in the turd-hole or whatever you wanna call it known a...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 12:06:00 GMT