I am a bad ass dirty dirty bird. I am METAL. Dont cross my path, you may end up inverted with a beak in your eye and a stain on your shirt!! Unless you have some pepperoni or mashed potatoes....then i may not poop on your shirt. or some grapes....then i may not peck out your eyes. i like to watch emeril and when he cooks with grapes....or pepperoni, or mashed potatoes. did i mention i am metal? ALL CATS MUST TASTE THE EVIL BEAK! ALL CATS MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!what bird do you know that speaks proper english like?? how you like them apples?? without seed thank you. c'mon...you got potatoes...i can smell 'em. is it good? FRESH WATER!!!! get back up. that chiquita hat needs a beakin'! i like scratches on the head but only if you are metal. if not, your eyes i peck! put the parrot in the mailbox! return address hell. YOU READY FOR DINNER???Take the quiz: "How Underground Death metal are you?"
Hailzz you fucking rule! You're so metal you piss mercury!!!!Death Metal forever!!!!!
You don't need my help! you support underground! True undergound metalhead!ANY BAND WITH AN AFRICAN GREY IN THEIR VIDEO IS METAL!!!!!!!!!!!THATS MY COUSIN!!! @ 2:35 & 3:33!!!! NO!!! not the pigeons!!! What the fuck is wrong with you?
