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Andy

I am here for Friends

About Me

I wear aluminum foil hats. I like growing pomegranates in my backyard. I like ice cream. I have a semi-homeless friend named Ronnie who hits himself in the face in the Ingles parking lot and bums cigarettes from me. I deliver jugs of wine to this drunk old alcoholic woman with an oxygen tank for $5 a pop. My father is slowly driving me insane as I believe that he is slowly turning insane. I like camping. If I could be anyone on earth other than myself it would be Sid Barrett or Brian Wilson.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Sid Barrett, Brian Wilson, Charles Manson, and a girl with 3 legs.