LORD STYMIES HORDE

Religion: a cause, principle, or system of beliefs held to with ardor and faith.
Faith: a belief that does not rest on logical proof or material evidence.
Reality: something that constitutes a real or actual thing, as distinguished from something that is merely apparent or implied.
Psychosis: a symptom or feature of mental illness typically characterized in part by a distorted or non-existent sense of objective reality.
Religion=Psychosis
Religion is the opiate of the people
-- Karl Marx--
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof…
--1st Amendment--
The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people. It is an instrument for the people to restrain the government - lest it come to dominate our lives and interests.
--Patrick Henry--
But in the days of the voice of the seventh angel, when he shall begin to sound, the mystery of God should be finished, as he hath declared to his servants the prophets.
--Revelation 10:7--
Eloi! Eloi! Lama Sabacthani!
--Jesus Christ--
(google it bitch.)
We come in droves. We're here to offend. We follow no government, religeon or extra terrestrial directive of any kind. We are educated in all so that we may point out their mortal flaws. If you have any accord with the oldest and most common of the worlds beliefs, we will find it and destroy it. Old world beliefs have become new world politics and we have been sent to bring logical enlightenment to the ill informed. We are the shot gun marriage of peace and chaos and we're squirting out satirical sextuplets of retarded offspring in every direction. (dont get any on ya!) With our archaic surgical practices we will plunge through the chest of commercialism, twist through the bowels of hypocracy and snap in half the pelvis of impotent music to reveal the gonads of non-conformity. We shall rip them from their sack of mistrust and place them ever-so-gently in our own sack... of... trust? I'm lost... really....Ive got nothin. Anyway...7 Las Vegas musicians from various bands including Spoiled Milk, Pigstine, Guilty by Association, Battle Born & D.N.L.U. We play punk/metal/rock/blues/jazz/country/ funk/soul/rap/reggae/parody/comedy with subject matter ranging from church fires & salmanilla poisoning to the sadistic pleasures of sexual abuse. Las Vegas is the ONLY city we play. Unless you are willing to fly all seven of us first class to your town, book us a show at a 50,000 seat stadium, put us up in a lavish hotel room that we will most likely trash and pay us millions of dollars. If you are capable of those things, by all means, CALL US! (Hand imitating phone next to ear) OTHERWISE...We are THE BAND for your special occasion or holiday party. Call us for weddings, birthday parties, anniversaries, bridal showers, conventions, fund raisers, Christmas caroling, funerals, public executions and of course "Welcome home from prison" parties. We're there!