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About Me


i'm a lunatic who loves writing dark literature, eats anything under the sun, loves killing insects, sarcastically comments on everything and everyone, and smokes...not as much as his grandpa does anymore. i have two dogs: a crazy white one who would kill you for a measly bit of food, and an orange one that eats his own shit and pisses everytime he sees me. i have an ex-girlfriend that i occassionally have sex with. i have a girlfriend that i haven't had sex with ever! (i promised to take this out if she let me have it =P hehe! LOVE U HON!). i love fish...any seafood dish actually. I HATE CONIOS! but i love the lifestyle they lead (so does that make me one? aww fuck it!). I hate my instructor who thinks she's soooo fucking pretty that every single guy has to swooooon over her (dream on!). my friends say i have an ego as wide as edsa (that's not really wide, you know). i don't have a multimedia phone but i am over-allowanced. and basically...i hate shit like this!

My Interests



sarcasm, eating, billiards, cute innocent teenagers, stupid rich people, playing with water, eating, killing time, killing ants, killing cockroaches, eating, sleeping, taking down notes, math problems, formal themes, animated webpage buttons, eating, dreaming about tomorrow, watching in the big screen, waffles, cheese, cooking footlongs, eating, red horse, imagining how i would die, imagining how you would die, sex, time travel, pre-destination, sitting naked on the toilet seat, eating, grades, technology, people who are real...eating.
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I'd like to meet:


I JUST WANT THE REAL DEAL

Music:



wolfgang, cake, live, system of a down, black eyed peas, our lady peace, linkin park, limp bizkit, deftones, red hot chiliZ, evanescenz, pearl jam, nirvana, goo goo dolls, kitty, no doubt, slipknot, static-x, skychurch, queen, missy elliot, eraserheadz, teeth, parokya ni edgar, river maya ni Bamboo, tantric, RATM, itchy wormz, fastball, good charlotte, KORN.
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Movies:



the acacia, gothika, tale of two sisters, 13 ghosts, AI, a beautiful mind, lord of the flies, matrix trilogy, final destination, sixth senz, glass house, panic room, carey, dracula 2000, cruel intentions, conspiracy theory, 21 grams, the good son, the bridge at river quai, and... ah, shrek.
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Television:



eat bulaga, strange brew, the agency, boston public, news central, friends, amazing race, ally mcbeal, scrubs, fear factor, extreme games, band of brothers, crossing jordan, CSI, FTV, MTV, CNN, NBA, UAAP, dr. phil, happy tree friends.
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Books:



meriam-webster dictionary, catcher in the rye, nine stories, greek mythology, edgar allan poe collection, the prince-machiavelli, TC7-Leithold, college physics (zemansky), trip-Collegian UP Diliman.
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Heroes:



george bush jr, superman, spiderman, batman, aladdin, shrek, peter pan, yao ming, scooby dooby dooooo, whilce portacio, mickey mouse, tommy vercetti, mike velarde, ronald mc.donald, mr. schneebly, achilles, jim carey, mufasa, eminem, jordan.
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My Blog

CHEST PAINS

LESSON FOR TODAY: smoking while suffering from a heartache is no different from your girlfriend poking continuously at your solar plexus... but of course, that doesn't seem to discourage me from takin...
Posted by W¡ÇkëЧå¡Ñ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

PRETENDING EVERYTHING'S OK

LESSON FOR TODAY: 1) smoking a stick of winston reds makes me want to take a shit. 2) leaning at a leather chair on a hot day will make your back smell. FALLACIES: just because your dad smiles a...
Posted by W¡ÇkëЧå¡Ñ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

JUZ ANOTHER LAZY WEEKEND...

LESSON FOR TODAY: if you are to buy a stupid dumbell, be sure you don't do it at the beginning of your shopping routine...trust me, my arm and i are still not talking. FALLACIES: just b...
Posted by W¡ÇkëЧå¡Ñ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST