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Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.netI'm currently with the Army in Iraq. I am stationed out of Schweinfurt, Germany where I like to drink heavily and sometimes excessively, but that is about all there is to do there anyways. Other than that I don't wanna put out everything about me because I'm not all that interesting. I'm now based out of Ft Campbell and in Iraq again. I'm out of Iraq again biotches!

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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 73%
Stability |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Orderliness |||||||||| 40%
Accommodation |||| 16%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 70%
Intellectual || 10%
Mystical |||||| 30%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Materialism |||||||||| 36%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 50%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Work ethic |||||||||||||| 56%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 43%
Conflict seeking |||||||||| 36%
Need to dominate || 10%
Romantic || 10%
Avoidant || 10%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Wealth || 10%
Dependency || 10%
Change averse |||| 16%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Individuality |||||||||| 36%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex || 10%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||||| 77%
Histrionic || 10%
Paranoia |||||||||||||| 56%
Vanity |||||||||||||||| 70%
Hypersensitivity |||| 16%
Female cliche |||||| 23% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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You scored as Nihilism. Your life is marked by strong Nihilism: You feel that nothing in the world, even your life, has much or any meaning.
"For out of fear and need each religion is born, creeping into existence on the byways of reason."
"There are no facts, only interpretations."
“Every belief, every considering something-true, is necessarily false because there is simply no true world”
--Friedrich Nietzsche
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Existentialism


100%

Nihilism


100%

Strong Egoism


75%

Hedonism


75%

Justice (Fairness)


75%

Utilitarianism


70%

Apathy


65%

Kantianism


25%

Divine Command


0%
What philosophy do you follow? (v1.03)
created with QuizFarm.com Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism


100%

agnosticism


67%

Islam


54%

Buddhism


50%

atheism


46%

Judaism


42%

Christianity


25%

Paganism


21%

Hinduism


0%
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Purity Test

MY RESULT: Completely Contaminated


You beast, you. Save yourself now before your mother has a nervous breakdown.
On the eSPIN Purity Scale (patent pending), you score 1 Purity Point out of 6. (Honestly, we̢۪d prefer to make it zero out of 6, but then we̢۪d have to get the authorities involved, and you̢۪d have to hire a lawyer, and, well...it̢۪s more hassle than it̢۪s worth.) Even though, on our scale, you̢۪re pretty much the scum of the earth, there̢۪s still a way for you to redeem yourself and purify your soul. How about an exorcism?

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What's Wrong With You?

MY RESULT: Not Completely Human


Sorry, but there̢۪s something about you that̢۪s not quite human. Maybe it has something to do with the full moon or something.
Let’s look on the bright side of this for a minute – we mean, it’s not completely bad. You probably have a great killer instincts and a bitchin’ sense of smell. Those sorts of things will come in handy to you on dark nights and won’t necessarily trigger any suspicion from the ASPCA. Still, don’t be surprised if you wake up one morning to find that your body has grown in monstrous ways, and suddenly there’s hair where there wasn’t hair before. (Of course, it could just be a late spurt of puberty.)

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What Kind of Boyfriend Are You?

MY RESULT: Laid-Back


You̢۪re so relaxed about relationships, we̢۪re not sure if we know when you̢۪re even in one.
Your attitude about girlfriends is: I̢۪ll get to you when I get a chance. You̢۪ve got other stuff going on in your life that you treat as more important than relationship stuff, and your priorities aren̢۪t gonna change any time soon.
Your “come and get me...or whatever� attitude has the potential to make the ladies swoon over you. So keep it up! But don’t forget to express interest (we mean, when you actually have an interest). If you act too cool, you might miss your chance to get to know someone really special.

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What's Your Addiction?

MY RESULT: Danger Junkie


You love anything that̢۪s fast, loud, and illegal in most countries.
Keep up the fast pace and who knows, you might get an endorsement deal from an energy drink. On the other hand, you might also end up with one eye and hooks for hands. Oh, well. Six of one, half dozen of the other.

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My Interests

My interest in climbing, it's basically taken over most other interests other than photography. Which was a large part of my limited life prior to joining the Army and I ran out of time to do it seriously. So for now my life has become working out, drinking, training, traveling, and writing. For the most part I don't do anything that doesn't require some type of pain or busting my ass. Which is why I enjoy climbing and working out so much. I've come to realize that I really like the pain that I find in the mountains, trails, gyms, roads, and crags. During the winter I snowboard, I mean I do when I'm not spending it babysitting the Iraqis.This is what Iraqis do to their own things in their abundant spare time. Destroy their own shit while trying to get me! Silly Hajis, like a bunch of angry kids. Check out the video.DOCTRINE SHMOCTRINE!
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No one imparticular. Some cool people.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joel
Birthday: 19 Nov. 1983
Birthplace: Juan Diaz, Panama
Current Location: Southern Iraq
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 70"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Hispanic and Hillbilly
The Shoes You Wore Today: suede army boots
Your Weakness: free drinks at the bar and women who wear glasses
Your Fears: incarceration, the care bears
Your Perfect Pizza: vegetarian, the kind that I kill you with
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: become a civilian, solo a grade 6 ice climb, kill the care bears
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: shut the fuck up, I don't have anything nice to say
Thoughts First Waking Up: Fuck! Why aren't I dead yet?, I have an erection
Your Best Physical Feature: tough to say, definitely not my penis
Your Bedtime: whenever I get the chance
Your Most Missed Memory: being a civlian
Pepsi or Coke: soda is disgusting
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK veggie, or the one that I get a bullet to the head in
Single or Group Dates: single, group dates are usually done as favors which I usually get compensated for with free drinks
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Chai motherfucker, or the poisoned tea that I give to care bears
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: same shit, it all burns when I throw it on your crotch
Do you Smoke: only when my life gets really stupid
Do you Swear: fuck no, people fucking die for swearing
Do you Sing: that's what fags and care bears are for
Do you Shower Daily: when there's water or the blood of care bears and puppies
Have you Been in Love: only with myself and your mom
Do you want to go to College: more than anything right now
Do you want to get Married: not really unless your mom's on the market
Do you belive in yourself: What the fuck else can I believe in? Can I find a god to sacrifice the blood of Colonels and care bears to?
Do you get Motion Sickness: No, I get emotion sickness.
Do you think you are Attractive: Of course
Are you a Health Freak: No, I just don't care for diseased care bears to be the world!.
Do you get along with your Parents: I do now that I have killed their care bear friends.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes, unless I'm in a helicopter or on a mountain. Really though, the thought of a care bear being struck by lightning somewhere puts me at ease.
Do you play an Instrument: If you also refer to cutting loose with a machine gun as "playing the fiddle" I do. If you torture a care bear it makes some pretty good noise too.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I wish
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes, my life has gotten that stupid.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I wish again
In the past month have you gone on a Date: If I did it would mean that I was gay, because there aren't any women around here except for Iraqi women.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I haven't even seen a mall since I destroyed the last one. It was full of care bears sharing.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: I wish that the Army would dump me.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Stole the skin right off a care bear.
Ever been Drunk: Of course.
Ever been called a Tease: Only when in the act.
Ever been Beaten up: Yes
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: Terrified, in a lot of pain, and exhausted from killing so many care bears.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: everything
What country would you most like to Visit: Right now, New Zealand where I am going in June.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Brown, Auburn
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: unimportant
Weight: proportionate to height
Best Clothing Style: not like a guys
Number of Drugs I have taken: More than just a handfull
Number of CDs I own: Lost count
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: 5
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none

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You Are Death
You symbolize the end, which can be frightening.
But you also symbolize the immortality of the soul.
You represent transformation, rebirth of a new life.
Sweeping away the past is part of this card, as painful as it may be.

Your fortune:

Don't worry, this card does not predict death itself.
Instead it foreshadows the ending of an era of your life, one that is hard to let go of.
But with the future great new things will come, and it's time to embrace them.
Mourn for a while, but then face the future with humility and courage. What Tarot Card Are You?

Music:

punk, ben harper, pearl jam, jack johnson, rancid, afi, flogging molly, dropkick murphys, nofx, slipknot, system of a down
Your Personality Is Like Alcohol
You're the life of the party, a total flirt, and probably a pretty big jokester.
Sometimes your behavior gets you in trouble, but you still remain socially acceptable.
You're a pretty bad driver, and you're dancing could also use a little work! What Drug Is Your Personality Like?
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.netThis is my bro Drew's sisters group and the name is Killiwell.

Movies:

Anything that makes me laugh, or that shows boobs. Anything where the annoying guy dies, I hated it when the son on War of the Worlds ended up living. Favorites:Zoolander "or did you think that I was too stupid to know what ugoogaly was?", Wedding Crashers "The painting was a gift, I'm taking it with me.", PCU "Coffee, coffee NOW!", Apocalypse Now "Why are you all sitting on your helmets?" "So that we don't get out balls blown off.", and Carlitos Way "here's your guy, here's your guy, here's your guy" "put em on the meat hook and they tell you everything"
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Television:

TV doesn't show boobs
You Are a Traveler Soul
You're a thrill seeker who loves to be active and on the move
You love to wander: between places, ideas, and people.
A good communicator, you're a nonconformist and interested in the world.
You are an explorer, a good storyteller, and a true dreamer.
Because you're always on the move, you can be a bit fickle.
It's difficult for you to make personal commitments.
Don't be so quick to ignore emotional issues and problems.
You're much more intuitive and psychic than you think.
Souls you are most compatible with: Retrospective Soul and Dreaming Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?
You Are Tequilla
When you drink, you're serious about getting drunk! You'll take any shot that's offered up to you... Even if it tastes like sock sweat! And you're never afraid of eating the worm. What alcoholic drink are you?
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Books:

Mainly a bunch of history, informational, training, hobby associated. Yeah, I'm just the geek in a jocks body. Recently I've read both the Michael Collins biography and the Jenna Jameson autobiography. Both led less than ordinary lives and are good but Jenna's SHOWS BOOBS!

Heroes:

Don't believe in heroes anymore. If I need one I will be my own. If you've ever known any heroes you would know that they always get the raw end of the deal.
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Wow I really should have read my fortune cookie!

Last minute flight cancellations, lots of extra hassle in the airport to and from Houston. Airline lost my bag, punctured the side of my weapons lock box. Found about 500 dollars of fraud against my b...
Posted by Joel on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 09:55:00 PST

My preffered list

Since myspace makes it next to impossible to add people to my prefferred list without an e-mail address. There are just some things I don't want everyone on my friends list to have full access to. So ...
Posted by Joel on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 11:52:00 PST

Growth, I guess.

I'm no longer this angry guy who goes off wishing terrible things for terrible people. Instead I'm this tired, sick, and hungry for life guy who honestly doesn't at the moment care about terrible peop...
Posted by Joel on Tue, 15 May 2007 01:36:00 PST

Happy, Pissed, don't know when I'll be able to stop hurting people

Well I'm hoping that I can kill that last part of me soon. I did some major damage a few months back. I'm not sure exactly how much but it sounds like I ripped at least a couple of things in half.&nbs...
Posted by Joel on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 02:02:00 PST

Reflection, decision making, and more ink

It's almost time for me to be out of Iraq again and it comes after my original ETS date of 12SEP. What am I doing? I can just get out and go back to Chamonix for a couple of months while expending all...
Posted by Joel on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 09:04:00 PST

Let me start out by saying....

I just came back from having one the greatest times of my life in New Zealand. It was short and powerful that I can only equally describe in terms of imaging yourself stepping into the ring with David...
Posted by Joel on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 09:28:00 PST

I'm feeling alright

I start making my way over to New Zealand nine days from now. I can't help but feel so good about it that it's annoying my friends who will be sweating their balls off in this shitty place while I'll ...
Posted by Joel on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 11:03:00 PST

The heavy chains of institution

Some days I feel like I can do anything with my youth. On all days I know that I can't do a damned thing because I'm incarcerated. So what do I do, I read, I write, when I've had enough of both I work...
Posted by Joel on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 03:43:00 PST

Transition

Two and a half months from now I'll be hanging out in New Zealand. Two and a half months after that I'll be out of Iraq. Three months after that I'll be out of the Army. All kinds of shit going on wit...
Posted by Joel on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 03:50:00 PST

What the fuck!?

Another Christmas, birthday, New Year, and whatever fucking holidays there are in a year spent in Iraq. I'm a jackass and god is an asshole. The only thing that takes my mind off of the things that pi...
Posted by Joel on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 05:32:00 PST