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Fabnormulous

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About Me

I am doing this because everybody else is doing it and I am bored. 101 things about me… 1. I am the second oldest of six kids 2. My siblings are as follows: Alycia 1st, Audrie 3rd, Dave 4th, Derrick technically 5th, Kyle 6th – Derrick and Kyle are twins for all of you quick ones reading this. 3. My family and Jon are the most important things in my life 4. I have no idea how I ended up in South Dakota 5. I graduated in Marketing because USU wouldn’t let me register unless I chose a major – I had too many credits. 6. I love skiing and dislike snowboarding – not because of the sport itself, but because it hurts like hell when you fall while learning to snowboard 7. I am extremely girly and extremely tomboyish. 8. I love skirts and heels 9. Both of my sisters got married before me and my 20 year old brother will probably beat me to the alter as well. 10. I have been to every state but Alaska and Hawaii 11. I have lived in 7 states 12. I am a Texan by birth 13. I don’t like to cuddle at night – TOO HOT 14. I have to sleep with a blanket on me 15. I love to cross my toes and I never know when I am doing it. 16. I love going on long walks by myself. 17. I miss the mountains more than anything. Makes me want to cry…tear. 18. Barenaked Ladies put on the best concerts I have ever seen. If you haven’t seen any and you like good music and laughter, you will love them. 19. I grew up wanting to be a Senator or the director of Special events and Promotions for the Minnesota Twins. 20. I sell colostrum. 21. I used to work for the FFA. 22. I have never lived on a farm. 23. If I made a list like Ross on Friends It would include: Any of the MN Twins - Esp. Jason Tyner and Justin Morneau, Rush Limbaugh, Matthew McConaughey, Colin Firth, Toby Keith, and David Eckstein. 24. I love sports – especially softball. 25. If I screw up in a game I would rather someone rag on me than tell me it is okay. Telling me its okay just pisses me off. 26. I love Taco Bell. 27. Bud Light is my beer of choice. If you think that you are better because you drink something else – shut the crap up – I am not making you drink my beer, in fact if you did I would kick you in the face. 28. Vodka Tonic is my drink of choice 29. I love love love champagne. 30. I do not like wine 31. I am not an alcoholic, although it may appear that way if you look at 27-30. 32. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory scared the crap out of me when I was little. 33. I think it is hilarious when people fall down, but not if they get hurt or overly embarrassed. If I fall in front of you laugh it up. 34. I am really really clumsy considering how freaking athletic I am 35. The worst injury I have ever had was a hairline fracture in the ball of my foot. 36. I think animals are great for dinner. 37. I will try any food once – food – not some gross concoction someone comes up with because I said that. 38. I don’t like spaghetti or pepperoni. 39. The Minnesota Twins are the best team in baseball, maybe not performance wise, but I love them. 40. I lived in Minnesota in 87’ and 91’ both years the twins won the World Series. 41. When I moved to Miami the dolphins went to the superbowl, when I moved to MN the Twins won the Series, when I moved to MD the Redskins won the Super Bowl, when I moved to San Fran the 49ers won the Super Bowl, when I moved to Utah the Jazz went to the NBA Finals. My family gets them there, but they have to win on their own. :0) 42. My favorite presidents are Lincoln and Reagan 43. I love love love the USA 44. Our military are the greatest citizens of the USA. I have more respect and admiration for them than you will ever know. 45. I tried to join the Coast Guard as an officer and got passed over. 46. I am considering joining the National Guard. 47. I believe in the second amendment. 48. I hate guns. 49. I hope that if I ever run into a crazy person with a gun, a second amendment gun holder is nearby and shoots them before they shoot me. 50. I am a Republican for those of you that can’t tell. 51. I am very very very sarcastic. 52. I do not hesitate to make fun of people to their face, however, I will feel bad if I hurt their feelings. 53. I will never say anything that I think will hurt someone’s feelings. 54. I hate rudeness. 55. A driver’s license should be harder to get. There are too many crappy drivers out there. 56. My right arm is like a 1/4 bigger than my left. 57. My nephew is named Lincoln and I am going to name my little girl Reagan if I ever have one. 58. I also want to name my little girl Harley. My other nephew was almost named Bronco. Okay so me and my sister are a little strange. But all of the names are cute – except maybe Bronco. 59. Walt Disney World is the best place to go on Vacation in the US 60. I am not superstitious. 61. I have been told by numerous people that I should write a book about my love life. 62. I think sarcastic, funny, intelligent men are the sexiest 63. I lived in Park City for 4 months and was a ski bum. 64. I had my first sip of alcohol 3 weeks after my 21st birthday. 65. I graduated with a 3.98 GPA in High School 66. I graduated with a 3.3 GPA in college. I decided boys were more important than school. 67. I took Calculus three times, 2 A’s, 1 F and a five (score of 1-5) on my AP exam. Do not miss your final – some college professors will fail you. 68. I am hilarious. 69. I can be really mean in an argument. 70. My little sister purposely gets me to talk politics with her liberal friends just so she can watch me rip them to shreds and they won’t get mad at her. 71. It is apparently my fault Audrie ever played sports. 72. My little sister can kick my butt at jump roping. 73. I am 5’8” and I am the shortest one in my family. Other than my mom and 11 year old brothers (I am pretty sure they will pass me up though) 74. I will go play sports with a bunch of guys and give them a run for their money. 75. I am pretty good at Texas Hold’em 76. I am a morning person. 77. I need 8 hours of sleep to function well. 78. I will always make a joke no matter what the situation. 79. I love to make people laugh. 80. I will not say anything if I don’t have something worth saying 81. I love to travel, but have never used my passport. :0( 82. I am honest. 83. I am friends with everyone and anyone. 84. I have never held a grudge. 85. I am getting married. 86. I love Jon more than he loves me :0) 87. I suck at darts and pool, but will accept a challenge anyway. 88. I think Steven Tyler is hot. 89. I have a trip planned to go around the world and hit all of the countries I have always wanted to visit, however, I can’t finance it. 90. The only consistent feature in all of my dissatisfying relationships is me. Sad. 91. I want to go to Australia more than any other place in the world. 92. If I could be on any reality show it would be the amazing race 93. I love music, but would rather listen to talk radio than anything else. 94. Comedy CD’s are also beyond fun for me. 95. I hate games and people that play them need to have an x tattooed on their foreheads so those of us that matured after the age of 15 don’t have to deal with them. 96. I can make friends anywhere. 97. I love to sing, but am in no way under the false pretense that I am good at it. 98. I love to dance, but rarely in front of people. 99. I prefer not being the center of attention, but I love public speaking. 100. I think I am a blast to hang out with 101. My favorite smells are campfires, lilacs and freshly cut grass.
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Golf


92%

Track


83%

Volleyball


75%

Basketball


67%

Baseball


67%

Football


50%

Swimming


33%

Lacrosse


33%

Tennis


33%

Field hockey


25%

Soccer


17%

Ice Hockey


17%
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I'd like to meet:

Rush Limbaugh, President Bush, Ronald Reagan, Dolly Parton, David Eckstein, Toby Keith, Yogi Berra, Thomas Jefferson - You know all the normal people that pretty much anyone would want to meet.

Music:

I Love - Barenaked Ladies, Barry White (Born in good old Galveston - Same as me), Aerosmith, Plain White T's, Anything OLD OLD School - Rat Pack, Sinatra, Doris Day, Other old school - Marvin Gaye, The Carpenters, Lynyrd SkynyrdDownload this video Country - Toby Keith, Dolly Parton, Rascall Flats, Garth Brooks, Johnny Cash Overall anything with decent sound and not full of crap lyrics - ie., POP - RAP - R&B!!

Movies:

Pride and Prejudice - BBC, Bridget Jone's Diary, Bridget Jones Edge of Reason. I'm a Pride and Prejudice Freak, I love the girly novels where everyone falls in love with the right person.

Television:

The Amazing Race. It is the only show I watch on a regular basis. My one night a week to cuddle up with Jon and watch something we both enjoy. I also watch a lot of COPS because Jon loves those kind of shows, and he usually controls the remote. Other than that...ESPN, Fox News, Who's Line and I really love that show where they make s and compete with each other. There used to be a show about decorating and throwing parties, but I think it only lasted one season.

Books:

100 people that are Screwing up America!, How to talk to a Liberal if you must, Anything by Dan Brown and of course, Pride and Prejudice.
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Posted by Fabnormulous on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 08:11:00 PST

To my Grandpa (October 8, 1912  October 8, 2007)

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Posted by Fabnormulous on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 02:55:00 PST

Remember, if you can...

This morning on my way to work they were asking for people to call in and talk about what they remembered about 09/11/01.  Even now most of my memories are centered around people that seemed to h...
Posted by Fabnormulous on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 03:09:00 PST

President Bush’s Secret IM’s

I am so excited about the next book I am going to read, The President's Secret IM's. It is written by Danielle Crittenden.  She also wrote What Our Mother's Didn't Tell Us, which I also want to r...
Posted by Fabnormulous on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 06:33:00 PST

I know it is said that I am writing about this but..

WooHoo!! At least there are a few judges in our judicial system that don't fall to the feet of snotty little Hollywood Socialites. At least for now Paris Hilton's horrible medical condition of no...
Posted by Fabnormulous on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 02:20:00 PST

Our Dog

So I have a dog. She sheds like a crazy thing, but I think I have her beat, my frickin hair is all over the place so I shouldn't complain. Anyway, she is the sweetest dog in the world, she loves eve...
Posted by Fabnormulous on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 10:07:00 PST

45 = 23 = 5 = 3 days prison time + 40 days in a mansion

So Paris Hilton is already home.  She has a medical condition. We all know that she was caught with herpes medication.  She has herpes medication and she is in prison.  So were they jus...
Posted by Fabnormulous on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 12:26:00 PST

Dilbert

What I do for a living is your basic stuck in an office for 9 hours a day.  Granted I don't have to wear a suit everyday, but I think they would like it if I did, I am just too poor to get my sui...
Posted by Fabnormulous on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 11:01:00 PST

A Christmas Story Director

So on my way to work this morning I found out that Film director Robert Clark was killed along with his son in a head-on crash by a drunken driver.  Robert Clark directed the film A Christmas Sto...
Posted by Fabnormulous on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 06:56:00 PST

My lovely lady Lumps

Alanis Morissette recently redid "My Humps."  My Humps is a Black Eyed Peas song that is supposed to be about a woman dissing a man.  I admit it, I am not artistic enough to understand exact...
Posted by Fabnormulous on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 09:00:00 PST