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Courtney

Life is not a bitch. Life is a beautiful woman. You only call her a bitch cause she won't let you ge

About Me


So my name is Courtney. I'm 16 and I have amazing friends. They sing to me and give me lap dances. I am still in high school. Beware, I will spit my gum at you. I could probably eat WAY more than you can. My cell phone is an addiction... so is Alyssa and food. Harajuku Girls, Gwen, The Pussycat Dolls, Marilyn Monroe, Oprah, and Barbie are my idols. I love to dance and sing. I am fat. Lets play. Assholes can burn in hell. My hair is long. My eyes are green. I hate peas. I love being tan, but never am. I'm not a fan of immature boys. Kiss me in the rain and its gonna be fantastic. Lets watch the stars and make wishes. You make me wanna LaLa. Bubble, Pop, Electric is a fabulous story of my life. I love going to the El Cap very late and ordering food. Staring at random people is ammusing. So is your mom. I usually go for the wrong guys, but I figure that you only live once. Make mistakes and Learn from them. Don't just make them and let them ruin you... LEARN. I love giving advice. Even if it's to people I don't know. I am a cheerleader. I have fun. Biscuits and gravy is my absolute favorite breakfast ever... but only when MY dad makes it. Text message me. I feel special when that happens. You still know absolutely nothing about me. Unless you know me previous to reading this. I miss this boy named Jeremy. Nickle is sexy. I tend to call myself DoishyCaka, but only when Mark is present. BooBoo. Music is amazing. I've been told that I'm very well rounded. Tupac Is the Greatest Rapper of all time! This old man in Mcdonalds was stroking Alyssa's hair. Mama and Baby are two of my many loves in life. If you're reading this, you are probably bored out of your mind... espicially if u know me. Why are you reading this? My dog is itty bitty. I call her Missy. I don't know what my natural hair color is. Wear sunscreen or tanning oil. Big sunglasses are my favorite. I'm too tall for heels, but I wear them regardless. I absolutely hate little girls who cant keep their damn legs closed. I've told you too much for your own good. Let's dance. ♥Imatation Lyts™

My Interests

Food, Rain, Snowboarding, Dancing, Big Macs, The Male Species, The Pink Hospital, Music, Lifetime Movies, Movies in General, My Friends, The Telephone, Poems, Dr. Pepper, Fountain Pepsi's from Clarks, and Last But Not Least, YOU!! (and ur mom) I Love People!!

I'd like to meet:


I'm quite fond of the guys who dwell in my backyard on late nights in low temperatures... They sing, they dance, they scream, and prance. I don't know who they are, but we shall meet.Amazing.

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Music:

Give me Tupac, Al Green, Marvin Gaye, The Pussycat Dolls, Gwen, and Madonna and we'll call it good.

Movies:

L.O.V.E.R.S.
This is my bro. He is younger than me, but way taller. I accept him sometimes, but sometimes when he gets "hyphy" i murder him. Little girls... he is off limits!! I'll kill you. I luh dis foo. ♥
This is the crew. Well some of them. We have fun at the El Cap and take pictures in the parking lot. They dance on my knee's so I fall in love with them all.
Alyssa Ray Vinson... She can die. I love this stupid girl. She dances and sings to me... and this is why i want her dead. Its horrible. But I accept her for what she might be. It is a treat to get us both together at the same time, eventhough people leave at the sight of us. ♥
MAMA!! I absolutely love this muffin. She is the hottest MILF of my life. I'm a big fan of her and baby. She is a total crack up, and this is why I love her face. Not to mention that I love her baby + her at the same time. ♥
Goose... I've known her my whole life. This is why we fight like sisters. She always asks me for rides and steals my food, but its otay... I love her.♥
Curtis Ray... He has been one of my best friends since the 4th grade. I love him to death and back. We are ridiculous together... Yikes. ♥
Jeremy... I miss him to death. Ever since he moved here we have been close. He went into the Marines, and I'm gonna murder him. We always have fun together. ♥
Jaleesa... She is my Ninja. I love her. All we do is laugh when we're together. I think I scare her sometimes, but its good that she can get past that. ha. ♥

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