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About Me

If you have never been to Bakersfield then you could never truly appreciate the humor and truth in this video. During the summer, it truly is that hot, and yes... sometimes the smell from the dairies gets to be a bit much. I'd have to say that the video DOES depict a bunch of rednecks (yeah... there are a bunch of 'em 'round these parts) but Bakersfield really is a great city with nice people. So, if you really wanna know about me, you must watch the video... you'll understand why I say I'm just a simple minded tomboy from a little tumbleweed hick-town.

The Bakersfield Rap
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BE WHO YOU ARE AND SAY WHAT YOU FEEL BECAUSE THOSE WHO MIND DON'T MATTER & THOSE WHO MATTER DON'T MIND!!
I'm the funniest person I ever had the pleasure of knowing! Just ask me... I'll tell ya! I crack myself up quite often with the bizarre thoughts that race through my mind. I'm confident; don't care what other people think of me unless they think I'm a liar. I often talk to strangers and I laugh out loud when I'm caught talking to myself.
People either love me or hate me.... I'm loud, blunt and often crude but I'm the most honest person I know (97.8% honest). I take great pride in having that reputation. I sometimes struggle with the fact that honesty isn't always the best policy because, regardless of my best intentions, I sometimes tend to get into trouble just by being honest!
** TAKE LIFE WITH A GRAIN OF SALT,** a slice of lime and a shot of tequila!
** DON'T TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY;** you'll never get out of it alive!

My Interests

WOOD WORKING:
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THE WOOD GARDEN

Riding my motorcycle (XR100), playing ping-pong, working in my garden, sewing, painting, and doing anything crafty.

I'd like to meet:

I'd love to meet Jack Kivorkian! I'd give him a great big hug and tell him that I believe in what he was/is doing! Long live Kivorkian's message of mercy!

I'd like to meet the people who invented the bra, high heel shoes, and crack! Why? Because I'd like to slap the living shit out of every one of them!

I'd also like to meet the people who learned to made Vodka and Tequila because I'd like to shake their hands, pat them on the back and tell them "Good Job Guys!" (However, I must make it VERY CLEAR that I STRONGLY disapprove of, disagree with, and shun anyone who drinks and drives... they should ALL have their heads shoved completely up their own asses for thinking about getting behind the wheel of a car after enjoying such fine beverages!)

Music:

Stevie Ray Vaughan, Sammy Hagar, Brooks & Dunn, Jonny Lang, Bad Company, Prince, Billy Joel, MC Hammer

Movies:

Good gangster movies such as Goodfellas, Godfather, Scarface, and Casino just thrill the hell out of me!

The Shawshank Redemption, The Color Purple, Frailty, Open Range, and the entire Lonesome Dove Series are some of my top rated all-time favorites.

Television:

Don't watch much TV at all but when I do... these are the things I watch: CSI, Ghost Hunters (TAPS), Sopranos, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld & Who's Line Is It Anyway?, Discovery Channel, Animal Planet, DiY, and anything educational (except history programs).