MY FAVORITE AUTHOR AT THE MOMENT JIM HARRISON, THE OL SCHOOL IRON CHEFS,ANTHONY BOURDAIN,ALL THE OL SCHOOL HIP HOP GODS AND GODESSES,ALL THE PSYCHOBILLY ALLSTARS,ELIZEBETH HURLEY SO I CAN PITCH A TENT IN MY PANTS IN HER PRESENCE AND SCARLETT JOHANNSEN,BASICALLY ANYONE WHOS REAL AND GOT HEART,I'D LIKE TO MEET MY FATHER ONLY SO I CAN KICK THE CRAP OUT OF HIM LIKE THAT CASH SONG "SUE".DIRTY OLD MAN... YOU OWE ME SO DONT COME AROUND WHEN I GET MNE... but i would still like to meet that girl with a heart of gold