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Patch

I am here for Serious Relationships

About Me

I love ferrets, frozen yogurt, Law & Order and going to Costco.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I knew I found the love of my life when I saw her riding topless on her bike through the desert at Burningman. She stole my hackeysack and my heart.

My Blog

My New Chili Recipe

Patch's Perfect Chili Hey guys this is some serious rip roarin' chili, serves 16 people so it would be perfect to serve at a bowling tournament or a Women's Football tailgate party!  Let me...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 00:56:00 GMT

happy thursday

1. What's the last mistake you made? lol, put my sandals on the wrong foot when i went out this morning! 2. Is the sun shining? always. 3. Can you successfully blow up and tie a balloon? with my hands...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 13:10:00 GMT

i might be drunk

i woke u the morning and decided sto have some jager bombs because TGIFHJ.  i've been thinking about how i may have alienated some of my friends recently because i've been really upset since i di...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 14:19:00 GMT

Adulty

Adult Questions1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider havingsex with?doye... well probably not the ferrets ; )2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?when i'm feeling randy ...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 14:20:00 GMT

omg 2 personal!

42 Things Rarely Asked (for a reason -- 'cause they's stupid questions...) 1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?once i was at the folsom street fair wearing only my bandana and some electrical t...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 15:51:00 GMT

Random things...

45 of the most random things you probably never needed to know about someone:whats your name spelt backwards?:  hctap What did you do last night?:  wouldn't you love to know. lol. The last t...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 22:56:00 GMT