Have you seen THE MONEY PIT!!!! |
This what you find when you mess up "looking for homes" and "looking for a vaction". Any house that comes with a 1984 El Dorado Convertible is just too much for me!!! Oh and a boat.....
http://www.pci...
Posted by Suzi on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 11:15:00 PST |
Buying A House Is A Real Fucking Bitch |
So here is how this shit works, you find an over price piece of shit (and I know that it is a piece of shit because it smells like poo (and pee)) you run to get your offer in, because this is the only...
Posted by Suzi on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 07:32:00 PST |
Fuckin' People |
so...why does this shit always happen to me...
I went to the fat lady cloths store in hopes of using my 40% for something that I just couldn't live without.
As I am checking out the cashier look...
Posted by Suzi on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 12:26:00 PST |
Knife In The Heart/Screw Drive In The Tire |
It is a painful thing to be afraid, I know what you are all thinking...that is ONE BIG BITCH, WHAT IS SHE AFRAID OF!!! Well sit back my friends and I will enlighten one and all.
For those of you that...
Posted by Suzi on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 07:27:00 PST |
Everything You Hate! |
I am everything you hateFrom the rims of my D ang G sunglasses to the soles of my Kenneth Cole shoesI am a snob by zip code defaultAnd I have run with thatImported perfume, exclusise to Saks...
Posted by Suzi on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
My Little Puppy Girl |
I had to put my Reba to sleep yesterday. I am so sad...
She was with me, in bed, watching infomercials (not her favorite thing) eating ice cream (to make the infomercials bearible) when Adam left for ...
Posted by Suzi on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 03:09:00 PST |
ZEN for SALE |
Zen ( P ) Pronunciation Key (zn)n. A school of Mahayana Buddhism that asserts that enlightenment can be attained through meditation, self-contemplation, and intuition rather than through faith and dev...
Posted by Suzi on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Jesus Could Have Walked on Ice, Scientist Says |
Well...shit, if you can walk on water, how fucking hard would it be to walk on ice also? But any way here is what the article said:
Rare conditions could have conspired to create hard-to-see ice on th...
Posted by Suzi on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 05:11:00 PST |
I wanna go back |
I never understood that stupid old song till now. If you are reading this...I am sorry....I do love you, and i fucked up. I fucked up a lover and a friend. I miss you!
Posted by Suzi on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
To Whom It May Concern |
To Whom It May Concern,
You know who you are. You are the crack in my heart. You are the stain on my sheets. You are the fading memory of love that you coerced out of me with sweet words and lies. Y...
Posted by Suzi on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
