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Lindsey

they made the mold of the penis enlarger off me

About Me

ridiculous

My Interests

riding tandem bikes, banjo, racquetball, forming a bridge club, dancing, glow sticks, Porsche 911, eating cake, embellishing stories, exercise leotards, muscle men wearing thong leotards, science

I'd like to meet:

All the Big Tymers, Satan, and your mom

Music:

italo-disco, hip-hop, electronic, dance, techno, and anything you can fuck to

Movies:

pan's labyrinth, risky business, delicatessen, dot the i

Television:

Jeopardy, Dexter, How It's Made

Books:

The Sirens of Titan by Kurt Vonnegut

Heroes:

my dad