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sarahlynn

andshekilledhim

About Me

i'm not like you. thought. and you won't get me.

My Interests

remembering random things about people.dissecting myself and my response to things people say/do to me.making faces for no reason at all at people to make them wonder why i would do such a thing.pick-up sticks. home improvements.reading the dictionary(subterfuge is my second favorite word right now.).braiding my hair just cause it feels good on my scalp.trying to draw an x in a house without lifting up my pencil.cold stares.SCREAMING.thumb wars.sarcasm/cynicism.inside jokes. transforming myself. brown & green glass.wrist bands for hair ties.writing non-sense.indians.red lipstick.the penguins.the mets.decades. not fitting in/pretending i'm eccentric.love/hate.art & music. laughing.drunk heart to heart talks. picking brains.people watching.sleeping.cloud shapes.old stuff & thrift stores.i LOVE to watch people fall!!!.painting.sculpting any form of art or crafts.nervous twitches. cutting hair for free.leprechauns & gnomes. playing yahtzee while i pee. finding old records for 50cents. beer pong.

I'd like to meet:

people are evil. i like animals better... at least you know right away if they are going to try to kill you.

Music:

<[i>the murder of innocence ...a constant drag]

THE STRYDER lyrics

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Movies:

slap shot!, the ballad of jack and rose, Quitting, secretary, memphis belle, major league 1 & 2, delicatessen, amelie, city of lost children, he loves me he loves me not, goonies, the evil dead, donnie darko, wet hot american summer, igby goes down, ghostworld, LOTR, fight club, the notebook, the harry potter movies, pumpkin, the professional, troy, white zombie, scarface, dogville, How to Draw a Bunny, Basquiat, Girl, heathers, i heart huckabees, buffalo 66, pollock, dumb & dumber, sleepaway camp 3 is hilarious! run lola run, y tu mama tambien, Kama Sutra: a tale of love, the wraith. funny farm. the three amigos, i love all the documentaries rick sebak does... field of dreams, coming to america, anchorman, charles bukowski: born into this., the believer, dangerous lives of alter boys, breakfast on pluto.

Television:

dexter.seinfeld.entourage.mxc.degrassi.heroes.flight of the conchords.the office. anthony bourdains no reservations. weeds. real time with bill maher. pens hockey!

Books:

catcher and the rye, revolution on canvas, poe-tales of mystery and imagination, no one here gets out alive, one flew over the cuckoos nest, on the road,my story by m.monroe, c.bukowski...i like greek tragedies/mythology... i wish i read more.

Heroes:

dirty old men.

My Blog

schborgborg borg!

borg borg bogity borg! i forgot all about the sweeedish chef until andy my lovebean samberg " target="_self">    i have had a couple random days. i went to some new health food...
Posted by sarahlynn on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 07:28:00 PST

some kind of wonderful.

made in 87 just like mr crosby. swooon! also eric stoltz was one nice on the eyes ginger top back in the day. i do sometimes fancy a red head. he was also in memphis belle which i like that movie a lo...
Posted by sarahlynn on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 10:49:00 PST

gosh, i want to burst right now.

so i've been on a milk kick the past couple days... i had two glasses in a row one regular one chocolate. and now i'm so full it's disgusting... i wonder why there isn't a milk diet out there... i mea...
Posted by sarahlynn on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 12:39:00 PST

he’s got the diabeetus!

" target="_self">      i've got to get my cousins kid a present... i don't know what to get a 4yr old. i already got her a cabbage patch kid last year... i mean i'm scared ...
Posted by sarahlynn on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 12:35:00 PST

wet nails and rollers in my mane

so of course i have to pee. whyyyyy?i'm taking my mind off of that by moving my fingers so the nail polish will dry and then i won't think about peeing except i'm blogging about how much i have to pee...
Posted by sarahlynn on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 11:17:00 PST

ska-llelujah

so i took the spaminator to the it's a buck or 2 to get her sugar free candy that she's addicted to and as i walked in there was a cd that said "SKALLELUJAH!" i almost wanted to buy it because it was ...
Posted by sarahlynn on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 03:59:00 PST

sweet baby jesus.

i got a penguins hoodie yesterday!!!! YAY! and a second pair of penguins socks. i almost bought a red shirt that had penguins on it, but hey, i'm no petey wentz. i bought my mom a religious candle. i ...
Posted by sarahlynn on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 09:33:00 PST

oh snaaaap! Sasquatch lives...in PA!

..[pictures never work for me in this and i'm not doing it wrong] big foot photo and article.well, now i'm almost positive that not only have i had an encounter with a ufo, but that sasquatch does wat...
Posted by sarahlynn on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 08:10:00 PST

true story

so apparently this sasquatch sighting is all the rage. all sorts of people at work are talking about it. i found out it was seen in elk county apparently close to jiggers old cabin...which is actually...
Posted by sarahlynn on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 09:10:00 PST

ah fudge! believe in your dreams!

so i'm washing my clothes with a watered down smidgen of tide and another smidgen of watered down purex... it's not funny that i know this is a stupid idea and that i will probably get a rash from com...
Posted by sarahlynn on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 10:59:00 PST