9 Words Women Use |
01. FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.....02. FIVE MINUTES: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only fiv...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Mar 2009 05:28:00 GMT |
Boobs and Willies |
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many Kinds of boobs are there?' ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />
The father, surpr...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Dec 2008 14:55:00 GMT |
The Man Rules |
The Man Rules. At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story.(I must admit, it's pretty good.)We always hear 'the rules' From the female side. Now...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Nov 2008 13:21:00 GMT |
The Day the Penis asked 4 a Raise |
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 19:03:00 GMT |
When a Woman Lies |
One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, 'My dear child, why are you crying?' The seamstr...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 13:45:00 GMT |
Quote of the Day, Week, Month, Year |
'Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give ...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 17:25:00 GMT |
Confucius Says: |
Confucius Says: *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car get exhausted. *~*...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 17:14:00 GMT |
