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The Coodee Wrangler

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About Me

I chose the background picture of Skeletor because I feel his pain. With everything that is not going right in my life right now, I too want to pull out two swords, flex and scream to the heavens in frustration as lightning breaks behind me.I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)

My Interests

Singing, casual sex

I'd like to meet:

God, but during this life. Ultron 7 (he fought Godzilla) (I think) A dragon, so that I can settle these rumors going around that I can't beat a dragon with my bare hands. A person who is into Metal and likes Hair Metal, too. Hostile aliens so that I may serve my country in a real war. Peaceful aliens, cause I'm running out of things to get down with and I'm definitely not turning gay.I don't care much for meeting famous people. I'll get that chance when I'm dead.

Music:

Eazy-E, Al Green, Beck, Compton's Most Wanted, Credence Clearwater Revival, The Darkness, Def Leppard, The Deftones, The Delfonics, Dokken, Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem, The Electric Light Orchestra, The Electric Six, Elton John, George Michael, Great White, Hammerfall, Interpol, Journey (Steve Perry style), The Killers, Led Zepplin, Lil Flip, Manowar, The Mars Volta/At the Drive-in, Mike Jones, Motley Crue, MOP, NWA, Portishead, Queen, Quiet Riot, Ratt, Ronny James Dio, Van Halen (not Van Hagar), Warrant, WASP, White Lion, White Snake

Movies:

Labyrinth - Kill Bill - Team America (Fuck Yeah!) - Magnolia - Borough 13 - Indiana Jones - Star Wars - Dolemite - Super Fly - Any Muppet Movie from the 70's or 80's - The Devil's Advocate

Television:

Alot of Adult Swim stuff but definitely not Aqua Teen Hunger Force or that 10 ounc mouse shit, bleh. Brock "Motherfucking" Samson is cool. Family Guy of course. Robot Chicken, 60 Minutes

Books:

I've read: The Inferno - Dante Alighieri, Star Wars/Shadows of the Empire - Steve Perry, Star Wars/The Truce At Bakura - Kathy Tyers, Empower the People - Tony Brown, The Kindom of the Cults - Walter Martin, Behold A Pale Horse - William Cooper, The Idiot - Fyodor Dostoevsky, Shadowplay - Clare Asquith and more.

Heroes:

Eazy E, Bill Murray, Captain America, Prostitutes (in general), Burt Reynolds, Gene Hackman, Misty Mundae, Rudy Ray Moore, Jim Beam, Val "Motherfucking" Kilmer, Brian "Alex Kidd" McDonald (1985-3999)

My Blog

Very Difficult

I was waiting on the platform for the train. A guy about my age walks on down to my end. He was frassled, throwing down his bag, punching and kicking the wall. He was in tears. He was going to jump ju...
Posted by The Coodee Wrangler on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 11:08:00 PST

My Roommate the Gremlin

So I come in at 12 midnight after work, starving. My roommate is still up. I tell him I'm going to my father's to eat, and if he wants something I could bring him back something. He tells me he can't ...
Posted by The Coodee Wrangler on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 05:59:00 PST

Hey vote for me!

http://rockstyle.vh1.com/user.php?entryID=78 Vote for me!
Posted by The Coodee Wrangler on Thu, 24 May 2007 09:16:00 PST

The War Between Squirrel and Pigeon Is Over

Every morning my alarm wakes me at 6:00 am. If I try to fall back asleep I would have to be very very tired. Falling asleep after my alarm wakes me is very difficult because of the constant chirping o...
Posted by The Coodee Wrangler on Wed, 23 May 2007 07:03:00 PST

Jana Pajamas

Jana Pajamas
Posted by The Coodee Wrangler on Tue, 08 May 2007 08:02:00 PST

Mary Shaw Mary Shaw I'd hit it.

I just saw Dead Silence, and may I say that never since the master thespianships of  horror kings Freddy Kruger and Jason Vorhees have I ever been more scared when  watching Mary Shaw in act...
Posted by The Coodee Wrangler on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 08:03:00 PST

Eric Bulwith dead at One Hundred

I think I have had sex with over a hundred women. On the drive home from work tonight I reminisced about the past four women I have recently been with. It really got me down. The first was an older ch...
Posted by The Coodee Wrangler on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 10:00:00 PST

The funniest question ever asked!

Can I get a 3 57 with a bayonet?
Posted by The Coodee Wrangler on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 07:04:00 PST

Aqua Weak Hunger Losers

What a bunch of douches. What a whack show. Everytime I see an episode on TV I'm calling the cops and sueing Turner Broadcasting. Maybe they'll finally get rid of it and 12 ounce poorly drawn boring g...
Posted by The Coodee Wrangler on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 09:13:00 PST

I'm a sucker for war.

I wish the aliens would attack already. I just got done watching Independence Day the movie. I get teary eyed everytime the president gives his speech to the time the crazy dude, played by Quaid, driv...
Posted by The Coodee Wrangler on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 08:57:00 PST