*Tim Tebow doesn't break wind -- that's the air crapping all over itself trying to get out of Tebow's way
*Killing Tim Tebow doesn't make him dead -- it just makes him angry.
*Superman wears Tim Tebow pajamas.
*If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Tim Tebow says its beef. Then you better believe it's beef.
*Let's get one thing straight: the only reason you are conscious right now is because Tim Tebow does not feel like stiff-arming you.
*When Tim Tebow was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.
*Tim Tebow won the Tour de France on a unicycle to prove to Lance Armstrong it wasn't a big deal. He thinks yellow wristbands are gay.
*When Tim Tebow pisses into the wind, the wind changes direction.
*When you open a can of whoop-ass, Tim Tebow jumps out.
*You can lead a horse to water. Tim Tebow can make him drink.
*Tim Tebow can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30.
*Every mathematical inequality officially ends with " Tim Tebow".
*Jesus died and rose from the dead in 3 days. It took Tim Tebow less than an hour. And he's done it twice.
*What color is Tim Tebow's blood? Trick question. Tim Tebow does not bleed.
*Sun Tzu once wrote, "If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is Tim Tebow, you're f***ing dead."
*Tim Tebow literally died for his country, and lived to tell about it.
*Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Tim Tebow laughs at Superman for having a weakness.
*When Batman is in trouble, he turns on the Tim Tebow signal.
*If Tim Tebow was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.
*Tim Tebow invented the pedestal. Then he invented the stiff-arm so he would have something to knock people off of that pedestal.
*Tebow does not get sacked. Defensive linemen get sacked by Tebow.Create or get your
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