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GET CHRISTARDED

I play hard to want

About Me

I'm not the one who shot Bambi's mother.

Just so you know...

My Interests

I'm so adjective!

I verb nouns!

I'd like to meet:

This and the girl who drew it are my current favourite things

Music:

My favourite bands are:
The Flaming Lips
REM
Radiohead
British Sea Power
Brakes
Pavement
Sigur Rós
The Magnetic Fields
And of course, The Beatles

Movies:

I like films. My favourites are:
Comedy?
Anchorman! Monty Python! Woody Allen!
Horror?
The Descent! Audition! American Werewolf in London!
Action?
Aliens! Battle Royale! Deliverance!
Miscellaneous weird stuff?
Happiness of the Katakuris! Brothers of the Head! Pan's Labyrinth!
Directors?
The Coen Brothers! Robert Rodriguez! Neil Marshall! Quentin Tarantino! Takeshi Miike! Christopher Nolan! Guillermo Del Torro! Kevin Smith!

Television:

I put DVDs on mine. Unless I can watch it whilst mocking it with friends I'd rather put "Scanners" on.

Books:

Authors? Douglas Coupland! George Orwell! DBC Pierre! Michael Crichton used to be good. Now I don't really care about his books.
You should read "Hey Nostradamus"
Also VICE magazine.

Heroes:

William Murderface
The greatest bassist ever

My Blog

Ever been locked in the dungeon of an ocean-going vessel?

Hey ya folks. It's been nearly a year since my last blog in the interblag. Not that you've missed it... But anyhow, it is nearly the end of 2007 (we have one month left I know, but there's very little...
Posted by GET CHRISTARDED on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 11:44:00 PST

Who are these people? What do they eat?

Haven't blogged for ages! Thought I'd do a summary of 2006 for all you peoples who'd want to know what I liked about this year. Why don't we start with, I don't know.... FILMS: THe best film of the ye...
Posted by GET CHRISTARDED on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 03:49:00 PST

I Wanna Get Away, from the problems in the world today. Me and my man on a plane.

I've had a pretty interesting week. I'll guide you through it day by day if you'd care to join me. SUNDAY:It was the Drama Llamas gig (or, if you believe what it said on the vene door, a gig by the ba...
Posted by GET CHRISTARDED on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 04:26:00 PST

I'm up to date with pop culture. In fact I went to an orgy last night.

Yo folks. My myspace has gone positively blogless for a while. Not because my life's been boring, it's been quite hectic to be fair, with much partying, going round to other folks' houses and shenanig...
Posted by GET CHRISTARDED on Wed, 10 May 2006 11:38:00 PST

The script part 2

Back in the living room: Sebastian (still drunk): I LOVE HER! (Slouches back on the sofa, he looks asleep)   Jasper: Whatever you say.   (Jasper turns to camera and gets up and starts to wal...
Posted by GET CHRISTARDED on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 07:38:00 PST

The start of a script to a short film I writing for Rob

Going Postal?   (We're in boots. Sebastian has a job there. He's got a part time job he doesn't enjoy. His parents work away or go out to friends a lot. They're well of and haven't noticed their ...
Posted by GET CHRISTARDED on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 09:36:00 PST

Hey you, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down! Aw yes, ain't that fresh.

Howdy folks. I'm excruciatingly excited, wouldn't you know.   This is because the Drama Llamas are set to record tomorrow. I'm excited about this for a few reasons, for example   ~ We'll be ...
Posted by GET CHRISTARDED on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 05:48:00 PST

I get bored with pretty people quickly

Oh right, ater a comment about the bizarre names for my blogs (some were shocked that my last blog had "wet dream" in the title ) I think you deserve to know the logic behind them. They're all ei...
Posted by GET CHRISTARDED on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 09:07:00 PST

Ev'rybody had a good year, had a good time, had a wet dream. Ev'rybody saw the sun shine.

So yes, it is indeed new year. Which brings us back to college. Which (and I expect a barrage of insults along the lines of "Dork" for this) isn't that bad. I get to see my friends who I did...
Posted by GET CHRISTARDED on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 06:51:00 PST

Christ, Louise. You shot him.

What's new I hear you ask? Its n e a r l y Christmas. Then I can get my bass. To play in the band. Who are r e c o r d i n g next year. YEAH! We've got some studio time so we're hoping to be putting s...
Posted by GET CHRISTARDED on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 07:22:00 PST