Tom Vercetti

Hiya folks. I'm the unholy clone child of Tom Jones and Tommy Vercetti. I was created in a Rockstar North/Myspace Lab in order to star in the upcoming game "Grand Theft Auto: Myspace". In the game, i was to be the hero. My mission was to stop those assholes that put up too many quizes, torture the guys that make chain letters, and brib people to be my friends. Apparently, they canceled the game due to conflict of interests. It seems they found out that fuckers like you love to post crappy chain mail, love to take idiodict tests, and can't get enough of pretending everyone on your friends list is a good friend. What the fuck is up with that? Most of you fuckers are just scumbags with no real life. With your shitty blogs that describe how horrible and normal your everyday life is. Give me a break. You don't have hitmen or the police after you everday, like my father. And my other father is a dick wad for letting Myspace become the Hell hole it is. I am here to stop assholes on myspace everywhere. You help me, I help you. You act like a little fuckin bitch, and I put a cap in your ass. That simple.