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el TJ

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About Me


Shout Out
Here’s to the best words
In the right place
At the perfect time
To the human mind blown-up
And refined.
Here's to three hour dinners
And long conversations
To the philosophical ramifications
Of a beautiful day.
To the twelve-steppers
At the thirteenth step,
May they never forget
The first step.
To the increase, to the decrease
To the do, to the do
To the did to the did
To the do to the did
To the done done
To the lonely.
To the brokenhearted.
To the new, blue haiku.
Here’s to all or nothing at all.
Here’s to the sick, and the shut-in.
To the was you been to the is you in,
To what’s deep and deep to what’s down and down
To the lost, and the blind, and the almost found.
Here's to the crazy
The lazy
The bored
The ignored
The beginners
The sinners
The losers
The winners.
To the smooth
And the cool
And even to the fool.
Here’s to your ex-best-friend.
To the rule-benders and the repeat offenders.
To the lovers and the troublers,
The engaging
The enraging
To the healers and the feelers
And the fixers and the tricksters,
To a star falling through a dream.
To a dream, when you know what it means.
To the bottom
To the root
To the base, uh, boom!
To the drum
To the was you been to the is you in
To what’s deep and deep to what’s down and down
To the lost, and the blind, and the almost found.
Here’s to somebody within the sound of your voice this morning.
Here’s to somebody who can’t be within the sound of your voice tonight.
To a low-cholesterol pig sandwich smothered in swine without the pork.
To a light buzz in your head
And a soundtrack in your mind
Going on and on and on and on and on like a good time.
Here’s to promises that break by themselves,
Here’s to the breaks with great promise.
Here's to people who don’t wait in the car
When you tell them to wait in the car.
Here’s to what you forgot and who you forgot.
Here’s to the unforgettable.
To the was you been to the is you in
To what’s deep and deep to what’s down and down
To the lost, and the blind, and the almost found.
Here’s to the hip-hoppers
The don’t stoppers
Heads nodding in the digital glow
Of their beloved studios.
To the incredible indelible impressions made by the gaze as you gaze in the faces of strangers.
To yourself you ask: Could this be God?
Straight up!
Or is it a mask?
Here’s to the tribe of the hyper-cyber
Trippin’ at the virtualmost outpost at the edge on the tip
Believin’ that what they hear is the mothership
Drawing near.
Here’s to the was you been, to the is you in
To what’s deep and deep, to what’s down and down
To the lost, and the blind, and the almost found.
(Sekou Sundiata died on Wednesday at 58 years old.)

Brazil and the Beach
you just can't outdo the Grand Canyon.
on the roof of my apartment, Buenos Aires.
Copacabana, Brazil.
New Year's day in Bali, Indonesia.
P.S. -YES-, I did take all of these pictures. As Helen Keller said, life is either a daring adventure, or nothing at all.
"They're two types of people: those that talk the talk and those that walk the walk. People who walk the walk they sometimes talk the talk, but most of the time they don't talk at all, cause they walkin'."
Hustle & Flow

My Interests

Sand, Surf, and Caipirinhas. Maluco Beleza, Madaho and Mint. Computer Engineering, Security and Mobile Networking. Sake, Sukiaki, and Kappa Maki. Guns, Handcuffs and Batons. Ducatis, Audis, and Four-wheel drifts.

I'd like to meet:

Keyser Soze, Hattori Hanzo, Dirk Diggler, Sir Robert Peel, Dignamm, and Hulk Hogan.

Movies:

Top Gun, Lost in Translation, The English Patient, Real Genius, Memento, Gangs of New York

Books:

Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, blink, The English Patient, Haroun and the Sea of Stories, and the California Penal Code!! Haha.

Heroes:

All my friends and family.

My Blog

Coolest gum of 07

OK, so I was shopping for gifts for my friends in Argentina, and I happened upon this new gum called "5" .. it is by far the coolest gum of 2007. You gotta go pick up a pack. Apparently, there are 3 f...
Posted by el TJ on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 10:00:00 PST

vrrroooOOOOOMMMMMMMMM

Here's what I gave myself for my birthday last week. A 2007 BMW R1200GS motorcycle. Now I am ready to ride around the world, on the road, in the dirt, in the mud, up the mountains, down through stream...
Posted by el TJ on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 11:48:00 PST

Vegas is famous!

Check this out, my dog Vegas is Nokia Sports Tracker's user of the month!http://research.nokia.com/research/projects/SportsTrac ker/userofthemonth/index.htmlHaha.. I got a kick out of that one. Vegas i...
Posted by el TJ on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 05:14:00 PST

Sliding around at high speeds

I'm up in Sacramento today and tomorrow taking a class in high speed vehicle pursuits. Lots o fun - slipping and sliding around in crown vics. Love that smell of burning rubber in the morning, breakfa...
Posted by el TJ on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 11:17:00 PST

The weather in Prague

I flew to Prague today, and I'm staying here for a week (for business). It's a very beautiful city, and still right on the edge of the old eastern europe, and the bustling new western europe. Kind of ...
Posted by el TJ on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 03:08:00 PST

Starting out 2007 in Indonesia

Had a good start to 2007. I went back to Indonesia to spend the New Year's on the beach and ring it in style. On the way there, I stopped in Hong Kong, since I've never been there (or China).The trip ...
Posted by el TJ on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 06:23:00 PST

New motorcycle..no motorcycle.

Here is a picture of my old bike, a 1998 VFR800 that I bought new when it first came out:In September, I went down to the dealer, traded in my red VFR, and bought a brand new 2006 Yamaha R1 in Raven b...
Posted by el TJ on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 05:47:00 PST

Chuck Norris

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, Two seconds till. After you ask, Two seconds to what? he roundhouse kicks you in the face. Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger,...
Posted by el TJ on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 02:02:00 PST

Going, going, back back, to Turkey..

Had to be at work @ 7am this morning for a meeting with Finland.. UGH I'm heading back to Istanbul tonight, to hang out for a few days, then I'm going to spend..ONE NIGHT IN PARIS.. I've been waiti...
Posted by el TJ on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 10:25:00 PST

New idea for photo shoot

I got an idea for a photo shoot last night. It involves a pitch black room, guns, a model, and a flashlight. stay tuned.
Posted by el TJ on Thu, 01 Sep 2005 04:29:00 PST