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Snapforth

Word to your mother.

About Me

I've been thinking about you........and how I plan to destroy you.

At least 4 times per day, someone reminds me of how weird I am. I take it as a compliment.

My Interests

Cooking, Cars, Music, New movies, Old movies, Computers, Photography, Classic architecture, Steak, Car audio, Home theater, Organization, Corny jokes, Amateur psychological analysis, Wine, Beer (good beer, not that natural ice crap), Liquor, Being cynical, sarcastic, and cocky, Learning new things, Finding ways to use my college education, Bullshitting, Off the wall puns, Trying to put something together without using the ,instructions Getting lost, Finding my way back, Candles, Incandescent lights, Bottled water, Chocolate milk, Kitchens outfitted in black, white, chrome, and stainless steel, Dark hardwood bedroom furniture, Candlelight dinners, Spending money, Washing cars, Acheiving goals, Soft towels, Claw-foot cast iron tubs, Pedestal sinks, Ceramic tile, Hardwood floors, Watches, Digital cameras, Wireless internet, Cats, Dogs, Clean laundry, Down pillows and comforters,

I'd like to meet:

See the specs.

Music:

Jimmy Eat World, The Rapture, Coheed & Cambria, Death from Above, The Format, John Legend, John Mayer, Lucinda Williams, My Chemical Romance, Hawthorne Heights, Sage Francis, Gym Class Heroes, Say Anything, Snow Patrol, Yellowcard, Ryan Adams, Appleseed Cast, Interpol, Ani DiFranco, Kings of Leon, The Shins, Iron & Wine, Owen, Onelinedrawing, Barenaked Ladies, Bad Religion, Beastie Boys, Weezer, Bela Fleck, Beck, Ben Folds, Ben Folds Five, Ben Harper, Ben Kweller, Billie Holiday, Billy Joel, Bob Dylan, The Walkmen, Brand New, Dashboard Confessional, The Killers, Cake, Cave In, Bright Eyes, Coldplay, Cursive, Guided By Voices, Depeche Mode, Death Cab, Dire Straits, Dismemberment Plan, Dizzee Rascal, Eels, Elefant, Elliot Smith, Embodyment, Engine Down, Etta James, Face to Face, Fall Out Boy, Fischerspooner, Foo Fighters, Frank Sinatra, Arcade Fire, Franz Ferdinand, Electric Six, Junior Senior, Garth Brooks, Kenny Chesney, Gavin Degraw, White Strips, Gnarls Barkley, Gratitude, Guster, Har Mar Superstar, Hatebreed, Hot Hot Heat, I Can Make A Mess Like Nobody's Business, Ida, Incubus, Jack Johnson, Jack's Mannequin, Something Corporate, James Taylor, Janis Joplin, Jawbreaker, Jay Z, Jet, Jets to Brazil, John Coltrane, John Vanderslice, Johnny Cash, Joy Division, Juliana Theory, LCD Soundsystem, TV On The Radio, Lemon Jelly, Liz Phair, Lou Reed, Louis Armstrong, Love as Laughter, American Football, Movielife, Matt Skiba, Alkaline Trio, Miles Davis, Missy Elliot, Modest Mouse, Morrissey, My Morning Jacket, Nada Surf, New End Original, Nick Drake, Oasis, Outkast, Panic! At The Disco, Paul Simon, Pavement, Steven Malkmus, Pedro The Lion, Pete Yorn, Pixies, Poe, Portishead, Q and not U, REM, Radiohead, Rancid, Refused, Rilo Kiley, Rusted Root, Sarah Vaughn, Saves the Day, Soul Coughing, Mike Doughty, Stars, Stereolab, Sublime, Sufjan Stevens, Sunny Day Real Estate, Superchunk, Taking Back Sunday, Ted Leo, Tenacious D, The Anniversary, The Clash, The Cure, The Darkness, Decemberists, Colin Meloy, The Faint, Flaming Lips, The Jayhawks, Mars Volta, Mountain Goats, Postal Service, Promise Ring, The Roots, The Strokes, Thursday, Tori Amos, Tracy Chapman, Travis, Van Morrison, Weezer, Wesley Willis, Wolf Parade, Wilco, Calexico, Dispatch, Ima Robot, William Elliott Whitmore, Doujah Raze, Far, Fugazi, Minor Threat, Jamie Cullum, Michael Buble, Neil Young, Pennywise, Rainer Maria, The Ataris, Get Up Kids, Boys Like Girls, Aiden, Avail

Movies:

Forrest Gump Shawshank Redemption Boogie Nights Tiger Land Caddy Shack 1 & 2 (although Caddy Shack 1 far outweighs 2 in the list. Rodney Dangerfield over Jackie Mason anyday...) The Big Lebowski Kingpin The Notebook Beautiful Girls Tin Cup Be Cool

Television:

Seinfeld, Aqua Teen, Futurama, Family Guy, Anything on the food network, Anything on Discovery HD, Entourage

Books:

Catcher in the Rye

Heroes:

The guy who put the ram in the rama-lama-ding-dong.

My Blog

Can we take a moment...

I'd like to take a moment to share how angry I am that Hung won Top Chef.  I was always pulling for Howie, but in the finale, I was sincerely hoping that Dale would win.  I'm very bothered b...
Posted by Snapforth on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 10:01:00 PST

Just in case you didnt get the memo...

Be careful while reading this blog.  Side effects may include drowsiness, falling asleep during normal activities such as driving, eye strain, dry mouth, carpel tunnel syndrome, and extreme bored...
Posted by Snapforth on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 11:17:00 PST

Every time I shop at Wal-Mart...

...I end up regretting it. So today started off like any other day.  I slept until about 8:00, had my usual couple of cigarettes and a bottle of water when I got up, all seemed ordinary.  I ...
Posted by Snapforth on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 10:13:00 PST

Yay.

So I'm jobless again.  Yay.
Posted by Snapforth on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 08:57:00 PST

pops

that's muh dad.  he's on his way here. dr. steckroth.
Posted by Snapforth on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 04:00:00 PST

There's only so much french vanilla coffee you can drink.

I'm bored.  That's right, Mr. Excitement is bored.  Surpirsed, huh? I'm in the middle of hour 4 of my 12 hour shift.  It's grand, really grand, I tell you.  For 12 solid hours I ge...
Posted by Snapforth on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 06:56:00 PST

and the boredom continues.

Which baby would you prefer? Time successfully wasted.  I love photoshop....
Posted by Snapforth on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 08:01:00 PST

I don't speak Chinese.

So I had Chinese delivered today.  Beef & broccoli with snow peas and fried rice.  It was tasty.  Hadley had a little piece of beef, and she gave it two thumbs up too.  I didn'...
Posted by Snapforth on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 10:22:00 PST

eh.

i miss my porch.
Posted by Snapforth on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 11:29:00 PST

Sometimes I wish I was a ninja.

That's it, I just wish I was a ninja. 
Posted by Snapforth on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 11:47:00 PST