America's Next Top Josh

Caught in an epic battle between Compassion & Caring vs. Pretension and Daring.

About Me

I kick ass. I am dedicated to trying to kick as much ass as humanly possible. The more challenging the ass kicking, the better. I like bragging too. It's cooler than you might think. I peel out. I do wheelies. I crush ass: front and back. I try to rock really hard at all times. I'm doing what I can. I'm not always successful. I'm pretty sure I rule...for the most part...when I can. Of course, it's not always an option(ruling/or to rule).

My Interests

Horsepower and Pussy. Period. Well, and animals. Mostly just the smarter ones: Orcas, Chimps, Bears. Although I guess bears are more cute than they are smart, so smart and cute animals and horsepower and pussy. But mostly just Horsepower and Pussy.

I'd like to meet:

6 Days to LA....

Television:

Entourage

Heroes:

I will never walk away from a fellow crasher in a funny jacket