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Mike B.

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My name is Mike and i'm 24 yrs. old from Southern MD mostly, but living in College Park. I work and go to school. i am a senior at the university of maryland and am working on an economics degree,so I dont die broke. I'm a little bit shy at first but once im comfortable its a whole other animal. From what the list of nameless people tell me im funny always sarcastic and just laid back for the most part, hardly am I serious so chill. I have OCD quite literally. I aim to own a chinchilla and name it chili and a siberian husky.I have the depth chart of a 10 year old kid, either things are the greatest thing ever or the worst thing ever to me, which makes for exciting events.I like to learn new things and so i try to be well informed so i dont sound like a dummy when i battle society. I like to have fun, my music hard and meaningful, tattoos & piercings are fun, and whats life without getting crazy. I like to be around people that are the same way as me, but different enough to not follow the crowd. People need to learn to have fun life is too short to be bitter and pissed off all the time so live it up like its your last. Don't care what anyone thinks about me I do what I wanna do how I wanna do it and I make no apologies for how I live. I dont impose my morals and beliefs on you so dont force your opinions on me. If you are a fetching young lass and feeling real friendly hit up the SN (martymcflyf)
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Famously? Davey Havok, David Bowie, Scott Weiland, Daniel Day Louis, Al Pacino.Being Realistic:I would like to meet new people that share my interests or could turn me onto new interests. I like people that are chill and arent stuck up, snooty, and think they are better than someone else. I like girls that are nice, cute, good smile, and more than anything else they have to have a good personality thats the important part.Spitting Fire

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Name: Mike B.
Birthday: February 7, 1985
Birthplace: Sumwhere in DC, hopefully not the ghetto
Current Location: From Greenbelt to Chesapeake Beach, where I lay my head is my home
Eye Color: Hazel and Green, they change colors depending on the mood
Hair Color: Light Brown
Height: Around 5'9" or 5'10" depending on what liquor store Im leaving
Right Handed or Left Handed: Definately Left Handed
Your Heritage: Mostly Irish and prolly some other shit mixed in there
The Shoes You Wore Today: American Eagle Flip Flops
Your Weakness: Fake smiles, Alcohol, and Caring too much
Your Fears: Nothing in the world is worth being scared of
Your Perfect Pizza: All types of meat and no plants, I'm not a rabbit for fucks sake
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get to a good place in my life, get my mind right, and just general happiness
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Lick my left nut
Thoughts First Waking Up: God Damnit is it morning already
Your Best Physical Feature: My eyes and hair
Your Bedtime: Whenever I feel like sleeping, I'm not eleventeen
Your Most Missed Memory: overall just the goodtimes with certain people
Pepsi or Coke: If not a beer than a pepsi...maybe with some liquor in it HAHA
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither both are wretched, but Id say Burger King if i had to choose
Single or Group Dates: You have to love the one on one time
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: is there really a difference in tea?
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla with a little chocolate topping in there
Cappuccino or Coffee: Whatever puts the pep back in my step
Do you Smoke: HELLLLL NO!
Do you Swear: Like a god damn mother fucking sailor, fucker!
Do you Sing: Yes I do, but I didnt say it was any good
Do you Shower Daily: Of course cant be stankin!
Have you Been in Love: Prolly but like most things it blows up in my face and doesnt last
Do you want to go to College: Im in college now and doing well to be something better
Do you want to get Married: As long as its to the right person
Do you belive in yourself: Always, if i dont who will?
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Hell yeah I think Im sexy, but its not me I have to convince
Are you a Health Freak: Nope I treat my body like ass, we are all gonna die someday
Do you get along with your Parents: Not really
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yeah they can be so relaxing
Do you play an Instrument: No, but I can always pretend that I do
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Like a Fish
In the past month have you Smoked: Not at all
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Perhaps I couldve been
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Sure have
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yep blowing all types of money
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope not a big fattie
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: EWW!! Fuck NO!
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yep because I am the Rated "R" Superstar
In the past month have you been Dumped: No that was 4 months ago get it right
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No I never have, but I would if given the chance
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No Im too old to be stealing
Ever been Drunk: Is the pope catholic?
Ever been called a Tease: Yep, if girls can do it then I can do it right back
Ever been Beaten up: Nope at least not in a fair fight
Ever Shoplifted: No never, I was doing worse than that HA!
How do you want to Die: Quickly or I could just never die at all
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Stockbroker or just Rich bitches
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde, but I am a sucker for a red head
Short or Long Hair: Doesnt matter as long as it doesnt look like shit
Height: About 5'3" to 5'7"
Weight: Not a fat pig but I like them small 105 to about 130 is a good range
Best Clothing Style: Anything cute and sexy
Number of Drugs I have taken: Only a couple
Number of CDs I own: Too damn many
Number of Piercings: 3...earlobes, Industrial, and Suicide
Number of Tattoos: 3...upper arm, shoulder blade, and ribcage
Number of things in my Past I Regret: There are a few things I wish I could change or do differently

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My Blog

New Year Retrospective

This is my year in review and while I'm sure that a lot of people would be expecting current events and the like of what has happened this year, it's actually been a slow year. This is mostly my retro...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Dec 2008 22:58:00 GMT

Politics make no sense to me

I don't get politics. It makes no sense at all even at face value and as pissed off as I get at these political leaders I get even more pissed off of these dullard, lemming, people that buy into and f...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Aug 2008 08:01:00 GMT

Misery Loves Company

I am really having a personal crisis with myself. I feel like no one respects me and that I have the worst friends. Most people think they know me and they dont, or I hear shit about how I am a jerk a...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Jul 2008 12:43:00 GMT

Just looking around

Its Friday and as I'm arriving at College Park I notice a bunch of things that I'm sure others have noticed as well or are just the type of douchebags and C's that I am about to let loose on. I pull i...
Posted by on Sat, 10 May 2008 16:21:00 GMT

21 is a BUST

I will keep this sweet and to the point...21 is a boring piece of shit movie and I am damn near pissed off that I paid 10 bucks to go see it. It is the same hollywood god awful DREK that gets put out ...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 18:26:00 GMT

Eff Valentines Day

I'm going to say what no one else has the balls to say: Valentines Day can go fuck itself and if you celebrate it you are not only a dope, also a failure at life. I am not basing this statement on the...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 11:09:00 GMT

Listen Up Lil Fellas

Listen up all you lil fellas out there, Uncle Mike is about to school you on life and the fucked up mentalities that people have in society and the absence of logic, so just chill and if i offend you ...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 09:44:00 GMT

Time to bury it: Last thoughts on the issue

This will be the last time I speak on the issue, so just bear with me. It has been 3 weeks already and I feel no different then from the first day it happened. Nothing has changed and in some cases it...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 13:38:00 GMT

Metro Area Sucks Ass

Please note before I get into this very touchy subject that I am not bitching, I am venting there is a big difference and I believe most if not all of you can agree with me and relate to what I am abo...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 09:15:00 GMT

Bringing back the Waka Waka

Just goes to show that you can't keep me down for long. While it has been a hard couple of weeks, I think I can still manage to bang out a decent blog about nothing. I know all of you will be disappoi...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 09:18:00 GMT