Adam

They say that every person has an average of 27 repeating thoughts that recycle through their mind daily. These thoughts progress through age, but still fluctuate around 27. 13 of these thoughts, for the average 22 year old male, are of sex or pertain to sexuality in some way. Now, these thoughts don't include the typical “yes” and “no” mental responses to every day questions, these are mental awarenesses of everyday things and people. Descriptions, ideas, or a way of preserving mental awareness in oneself.
Now, I think that sounds really fucking stupid, but then I wonder if my reaction “that sounds really fucking stupid” is one of my 14 non-sexual thoughts, as it could easily be. Beyond that, I'm pretty sure I have mental Tourettes of some kind. Two more of these thoughts undoubtedly include the word douchebag, the determining, “I'm pretty sure this guy is a douchebag” and the concrete, “yep, this guy is a douchebag.”
That leaves me with 11.
Now, physical awareness doesn't count, apparently. This includes thoughts like “I'm tired” and “the rash is growing”, they are not included in the basic 27.
I can automatically strike three more off for thoughts that relate to me wanting to physically harm people. Though I never would, I'm pretty sure that's why they're so prevalent in my everyday thought. Part of me wants to believe that other's 27 thoughts include saying whatever stupid shit bounces off the walls of their skull.
Only 8 left.
Desires that are considered “needs” don't count either. Things such as food, water, love, and the thirst for blood.
I can scratch 4 more off on boredom and thoughts such as “woe is me to feel such estranged thoughts of loneliness when mixed with the lack of any substance at this exact moment” along with running marathons of Shakespearian quotes and storyboards that end in the protagonist dying.
4 more to go!
3 can be killed off with the thoughts of things I don't have. The lack of something always leaves you wanting anything. These include money, love, and, at this very moment, bacon and eggs. The rules don't specify the want of things that aren't considered “needs”, but wanting the same physical item every day would be a little odd. Unless of course you walk by the same toaster every day on your way to work and the green, rust-covered $8 piece of shit you have at home makes it hard to perfect cherry pop-tarts. But what about the desire of a certain person? It may not be considered a need, but with love it could be considered a basic need of every human. Unless, of course, it becomes an obsession and instead of a basic need it's a mental illness.
And what about people with mental illnesses? The study never touched that aspect. I mean, what if all your thoughts are being said by different voices in your head? Does that really count toward your 27, or the 27 of the demonds inhabiting your brain?
So that leaves one, singular thought left. I'm pretty sure I already have a good idea of what that last one is.
You.
In all your beauty, the jagged piece that fits in the puzzle of my life. You're what makes perfection seem possible. Life seem worth bearing. Love seem worth trying. Something so complex, yet so simple to understand. You. I couldn't think of a better number 1 thought, because you repeat in my mind, you repeat in my dreams, and you're why the other 26 thoughts exist.
You repeating in my mind make my life seem less... repetitious.