God, Jesus, adam & eve, one of my half brothers i've never met, my twin brother, everyone else in my family i've never met or had the chance to know (especially on my mom's side), will ferrell, outkast, ben stiller, ciara, travis barker, pharrell williams, amy poehler, sarah silverman, rachel ray, morgan freeman, demitri martin, jon and kate gosselin (and their eight kids), john mayer, ludacris, andy dick, adam sandler, missy elliot, clinton kelly, stacy london, rob schneider, jim gaffigan, robin williams, jack black, nick swardson, jim carrey, frida kahlo, dave chappelle, stephen colbert, someone who has the same beliefs and morals as i do and is willing to be just as good of a friend to me as i am to them , anyone who can make me laugh so hard i pee my pants.