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Mr. Pinkerton

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

About Me

What you see is what you get. I am horribly straight-forward. Cross me, and you'll know about it. I am a father of a stinky little boy, have a daughter on the way, and I am very happily married, ladies.

If you can't deal with that then...well, then that's your damn problem.

My Interests

DO

I'd like to meet:

The bear.

Music:

YOU

Movies:

REALLY

Television:

CARE

Books:

ABOUT

Heroes:

THIS?

My Blog

Our cat died.

Kellie called me hysterically tonite.  Our cat, Socks, had been run over on the road by our house.  I went and bought a shovel after work, picked him up off of the road and buried him outsi...
Posted by Mr. Pinkerton on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 11:35:00 PST

Once again, back is the incredible

Two years.  Never thought it would happen.  Samoa Joe.  Never saw that happening either. Thanks to the fans. Thanks to the boys. Thanks to the crew at the building. Thanks to the peopl...
Posted by Mr. Pinkerton on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 11:46:00 PST

Rub a dub dubs

A lovely day in North Alabama today, with highs in the 70's. Did I fly I kite?  No.  Did I clean the car?  No.  I did my duty as an indy promoter:         &nb...
Posted by Mr. Pinkerton on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 02:45:00 PST

Heartbroken

Kellie and I went to the baby doctor today.  They couldn't find a heartbeat during the ultrasound, so they sent us to the hospital for a second opinion.  No dice there, either.&nbs...
Posted by Mr. Pinkerton on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 05:07:00 PST

I broke my fucking toe.

No romantic story.  I hit my big toe on my left foot on the side of our refrigerator and broke it.  You know what you can do for a broken toe?  Not a damn thing.   And since I can...
Posted by Mr. Pinkerton on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 09:27:00 PST

Dorkiness? Or not.

You see, most of you that know me from the wrestling don't know this but...I collect TRANSFORMERS. You know the toy line that we played with as kids?  Well, I still buy em.  Only now I get e...
Posted by Mr. Pinkerton on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 08:04:00 PST

I killed Kayfabe.

Here we go: I is once again a married man.  I got hitched last week to my super wonderful girlfriend Kellie.  We are very happy together!  We went on a carribean cruise as our honeymoon...
Posted by Mr. Pinkerton on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 11:18:00 PST

We just kicked your fucking ass.

 Last night was one of the most stressful, yet the most rewarding nights of my life.  All the work, all the stress...it paid off.  We had over 200 people in the building tonite (don't t...
Posted by Mr. Pinkerton on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 11:44:00 PST

Watching Lane DIE

Today begins the voyage to watch my good buddy Lane in the IWA-Mid South King of the Death Match Tourney.  It is one of his dreams coming true, and I am very proud of him.  Ian Rotten said h...
Posted by Mr. Pinkerton on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 05:33:00 PST

PRESS RELEASE: FTW'S 1ST ANNIV. SHOW JUNE 6TH

Full Throttle Wrestling Presents: Nothins Gonna Stand in our Way-FTWs 1st Anniversary Show Live Tuesday June 6th Belltime 7:30 PM at the Country Music Barn in Elkmont, Alabama General Admission $6 Rin...
Posted by Mr. Pinkerton on Wed, 24 May 2006 05:55:00 PST