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About Me

I have a 7 year old son who I love more than life itself! His name is Scott and he is the most important person in my world!

I enjoy friends, but I only like the good ones. I would rather have 2 true friends than 200 fair weather friends. On the weekends, I am usually with my ninjas, we usually go out to eat and see a movie, or rent one if we're broke. We love cookouts in the summer and only every month or 2 do we breakdown and go to the club. The urge to dance is just to STRONG! I hate the planning of it though... Where to meet, who will drive when we get drunk, the drive to Raleigh, the cover charge....

MySpaceTV Videos: Cats Talking by Viddioguy
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids....

My Interests

I like studying faces in parking lots, driving backwards in the fog, gypsy moths, radio talk, awesome music & canned applause, colorful clothing in the sun, hammering nails and speaking in tongues, throwing my voice and breaking guitars, playing in the sand, classic cars.

I'd like to meet:

The perfect man for me. Not to be mistaken for the perfect man. He would be, most importantly, smart and funny. He would love kids and be friends with Scott. He would want to adopt a child like me, because there are unwanted children who need to be loved too... he would have a decent job and live on his own (what is with guys who live with their parents until they are 25, anyway?)... he would have a car that runs and not smoke or do drugs. Yes, pot is a drug! He would be witty and sarcastic... charming, but a little clumsy and silly. He would believe in God but not necessarily be church going. He would like FRIENDS and Family Guy and not get embarrassed to make a fool of himself playing DDR and Karaoke Revolution. He wouldn't mind when I kiss girls! He would treat me like a princess but tell me when I am being a bitch. he wouldn't be embarrased to admit he was wrong and apologize and wouldn't mind helping out in the kitchen. He would help me clean, not because he likes to clean but because he realizes I don't like it either and it is one more opportunity to spend time with me.
No, he wouldn't be perfect, but perfect for me.

Music:

*~*Ani Difranco *~*
*~*Frente *~*
*~*Mindless Self Indulgence *~*
*~*Evanessence *~*
*~*Black Eyed Peas *~*
*~*Toybox *~*
*~* Shiny Toy Guns *~*
*~* The Faint *~*
*~* Tokio Hotel *~*

Movies:

So many to PICK FROM! Lets go with a top 10 list. These are the first 10 movies, in no paticular order that I can remember loving and could watch over and over and over...
1) Mr. & Mrs. Smith
2) Secretary
3) A Knight's Tale
4) Ever After
5) Legally Blond
6) Pride & Prejudice
7) The Devil Wears Prada
8) Domino
9) Garden State
10) Closer

Television:

I don't watch much TV. What I do watch I usually have on DVD because I can't catch it when it's on! lol So lets see... shows I like...
FRIENDS
Family Guy
Furturama
SCRUBS
Anything on the Discovery/History channel!

Books:

AUTHORS:
Laurel K. Hamilton
Megan Hart
Mary Janice Davidson

Heroes:

My hero is me.

My Blog

Robbed on Christmas Eve????

A True Story. The day before Thanksgiving was the last time I talked to my ex-fiance, Bryan Cohn. I was surprised to hear from him. It had been 11 months since we broke up and while we tried t...
Posted by Space Monkey Mafia on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 09:28:00 PST

Dropping my son off at school... a rant

You would think most of what I have to say would be self-evident behavior for the drop off line at school, but sadly, it seems not. What the hell are you people thinking? First, of course,...people, g...
Posted by Space Monkey Mafia on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 11:01:00 PST

Why am I always Sexually Harassed???

This is what has been going on.... I finally told the warehouse manager in an effort to save his job because apparently he is a good worker. If I told the GM he would just tell him he was fired. Oh an...
Posted by Space Monkey Mafia on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 07:59:00 PST

Halloween Pictures and poll.... Costume Contest

So the cops came and broke up our little fiesta before we could have the costume contest! Sooo... instead here is a poll! You were there, you've seen the pics and refeshed your memory! I have ribbons ...
Posted by Space Monkey Mafia on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 11:07:00 PST

Anthonys B-Day Biz-ash (pics)

Some pictures from the party (Anthony's birthday): ..>..> ..> ..>...
Posted by Space Monkey Mafia on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 09:30:00 PST

Apparently I am SO fat...

Someone had to comment on it. Ok, so we all know I've gained some weight in the last 2 years. It has steadily risen from 135 pounds to 155 pounds. That's 10 pounds a year. I went from a size 5/7 to a ...
Posted by Space Monkey Mafia on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 08:27:00 PST

What do you make of it?

So I had the strangest dream last night and I want to get it down before I forget. Shortly after I woke up this morning I thought to myself, 'good grief, that would make a good movie!' except with a f...
Posted by Space Monkey Mafia on Tue, 01 May 2007 04:03:00 PST

I need to tell you something...

--List things that you want to say to people, but can't say to their face or just can't say enough. --Don't say who they are.-- Keep it short. A sentence or 2 is plenty.--Never discuss it again. This ...
Posted by Space Monkey Mafia on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 08:56:00 PST

You Don't Know Fear!

Oh, you think you do? WELL YOU DON'T! Because I found out what fear is last night. Fear is seeing your child bleeding and not know what's wrong. No. I don't mean a scrape I mean BLEEDING, as ...
Posted by Space Monkey Mafia on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 05:50:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes

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Posted by Space Monkey Mafia on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 07:21:00 PST