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Im lance
My bloodline is Latin/European/African/Native American
Junior @ st marys 4 psychology
Proud brother of lambda chi alpha
Im a mixed martial arts cage fighter
My weakness is athletic Latinas ;)
Mess w me or a loved one and I guarantee ull regret it
Im very goofy the majority of the time
My humor often alludes 2 pop culture
I h8 drama so don’t bring it
Im a great friend who will pick ur stranded ass up @ 4 am
Don’t preach 2 me about religion; u will not like my response
Theres nothing I h8 more than ppl blowin me off if we had plans!!!n
Im a lot smarter than I look so lets hav a conversation
My mind works very philosophically
I am greatly annoyed by wannabe thugs, emo kids, and extreme feminists
I hav several health deficiencies
My fav color is clear 4 sum odd reason
I write music from time 2 time
Btw im a health freak
I eat every 2-3 hours a day
I come across as very flirtatious, but im very close 2 my girls
I drive a tank (or sum variation of 1)
I hav 4 dogs; they r small
I h8 bullies so don’t let me catch u bein 1 !
If a girl takes care of me wen im sick, she has my heart ;)
Im a good dancer
My fav music is symphonic metal
If I look pissed from a distance, im proly just focused in thought
Im super strong and even amaze myself sumtimes
Im a huge cuddler; but im a sucker 4 a good kisser ;)
Im pretty badass so hit me up…
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Lance "The Leviathan" Schneider's OLD Training Schedule

................Leviathan Training Schedule...... .... .... ..Monday....Morning ....Explosiveness Training....Night....Muay Thai (1 hour)....Jiu Jitsu (1 hour)....Tuesday....Morning....Barbell Compl...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jan 2009 10:58:00 GMT

In The Line Of Fire Once Again

so it appears that ive once again put myself in the line of fire. ive been warned by everyone, but i cannot control the destination to which my heart belongs. she was the one who showed me what true l...
Posted by on Thu, 29 May 2008 19:28:00 GMT

Man Laws!!!

1. No wasted beer in the name of humor.2. It has been made official that under no circumstances should the male have to pay for birth control3. If your best friend is dumped by a girl it is a 6 month ...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 19:22:00 GMT

A letter to destiny

this past month haz been the WORST fuckin time of my life! never hav i felt even remotely like this in my entire life nor did i know that so much pain was even attainable. i hav been livin out my life...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 17:55:00 GMT

wen the puzzle was completed........

ppl alwayz askd me wat i would think if fairy talez were real, and i alwayz sed that fairy talez just dont happen bcuz itz the real world and thingz dont happen like magic cuz we hav 2 work 4 everythi...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 17:39:00 GMT

I must b the luckiest guy in the world!

I am honestly the luckiest guy in the whole world!!!! i have the affection of the greatest gurl ever. she makes me feel like i could just drift away on a cloud of happiness! itz like wenever i fe...
Posted by on Tue, 02 May 2006 19:44:00 GMT

The good old dayz!

Before the MySpace frenzy.Before the Internet & text messaging.Before Sidekicks & iPods.Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX.Before the 5 hours of homework you put off every night.WHEN LIGHT UP SNEAKE...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 20:37:00 GMT

Broken Heart

lee went 4a district as of 9am 2day. thiz means that no students that go 2 magnets skoolz on the lee campus can be in lee activitiez. i hav nothing but sheer malice in my heart 4 the person who approv...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 21:19:00 GMT

Girlfriend Application

Girlfriend Application Name:Age:Location:Height:Hair Color:Eyes:Piercing/tattoos?: Where would we go on dates?Who are three of your favorite bands?Do you drink/smoke?Do you like the beach?Do you like ...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 22:10:00 GMT

The most beautiful luv song ever!

Glory of Love Lyrics   Tonight it's very clearas we're both standing hereThere's so many things I want to sayI will always love youI will never leave you aloneSometimes I just forgetsay things I...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Oct 2005 20:08:00 GMT