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James P Parker Esquire

If Only......

About Me

Well, where can i start!!?? my name is parker.. and you can call me parker. I spose i like my football.. actually, that was a lie. i love it!! Haven’t played competitive Outdoor in a couple of years and decided to put all my focus on futsal. Which, in my eyes, is far better than any other sport around.. Except midget tossing of course :|. ha ha!I am a massive MASSIVE Man Utd supporter.. I think my firt word was "gaffa"!! lol.I am also heavily involved in coaching and atm i am coaching a ladies rep futsal team. I couldn't ask for a better bunch of girls!! They are fantastic and i look forward to working with them every week!So apart from playing football, coaching football and watching it you'll most likely find me at the pub with the lads or in bed(possibly due to a hang over)... :D

My Interests

football, drinking, sleeping, drinking, football, sleeping and repeat.....

I'd like to meet:

I would like meet everyone who has ever donned on the Man Utd shirt, well except for Fabien Barthez, i think he's a wanker!! But i would especially like to meet Cantona, David Beckham, Rooney, Scholes and Giggs.. And if he was still alive id love to meet the late George Best!!But the person i would give anything to meet is Peter Schmeichel. He is my inspiration to wear the number 1.. The man is a GOD!!!

Music:

heaps of crap i cant be funked entering

Movies:

The muppets in space, simpsons movie, bad boys 2, Anchorman, 40 year old virgin, mighty ducks movies (Long story).. anything thats piss funny really...

Books:

reading????

Heroes:

Captain Obvious Peter Griffin Super Ted

My Blog

thought of the day/week/month/year/decade/you get the point

im doing this coz the computer told me to do it..... my thought is: 'All old people should be drowned at birth'
Posted by Mindless Self Indulgence on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST