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About Me

I AM HARDER TO WIN THEN THE FUCKIN LOTTERY
I can be a romantic,I can be a bytch,I can be a princess,I can be a wytch!!!
I tend to treat others according to how they treat me and those around me
Drama....everyone fuckin luvs it admit it
Yes...I am vain...fuckin live with it
I can deal with criticism.....can you??
I am sooo brutally honest it will kill you!!
Wanna piss your pants?...cuz I am fuckin hilarious!
Just consider me a chameleon...I have many colors!
Fuck Politics...where does that get us anyway?
Fuck organized religion....you all pretty much read the same fuckin book,sheesh
MY opinions will always matter!
my enemies are my best friends
Fuck with me prepare to meet your worst fuckin nightmare
CUNT is a great word...use it frequently!
Be who you are...chances are you are awesome ass fuck!
YES I LUV TO SAY FUCK!!!
Texas Drinking Rule
A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to Drink from the same glass twice."
An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass To pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either.
The Texas girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer and drinks it, throws her glass into the air, pulls out her gun and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi, and catches her glass.
She says, "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.

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"So why are we so loud and obnoxious about being Texans? I think it all goes back to 1836. When the Alamo came under siege, Mexican General Santa Anna, in command of about 5,000 soldiers, sent a message to Lt. Col William Travis, the commander of the Alamo, to surrender. Travis only had about 180 men, but he answered the demand to surrender with a cannon shot. That's where our Texan arrogance came from. That's what Texas is all about. It's about 180 men vs 5,000 and saying "fuck you" in the face of certain death. And it continues today when we say "screw you, we're from Texas." You're damn right we think our state is better than yours!

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Music:

i like any kind of music, well execpt jazz and classical.

Movies:

anything comedy :D

Television:

yes i have a few

Books:

Anything by Stephen King and Anne Rice

Heroes:

dont worry, he knows who this is for... dont you fucking marine??

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My Blog

so happy

damn i am so happy, i cant even sleep, its 11pm and i have to be up at 4am for work. my baby should be getting off the plane soon. i see him in 2 weeks, i cant wait!g'nite every one, i love you baby!
Posted by Yerex, the almost perfect angel on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 07:57:00 PST

finally met a man!!..

well, as some know, i have finally met my match, i have found a man that i am completely and totally in love with. he has made all my dreams come true. and i know he will make many more to come, this ...
Posted by Yerex, the almost perfect angel on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 05:30:00 PST

?Be My Valentine Application?

This is the "Be My Valentine Application" Everyone knows there's at least one person on myspace that you want to be your Valentine. Heres the application for that special someone. Let's see who ...
Posted by Yerex, the almost perfect angel on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 06:00:00 PST

im the girl..

I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because she's sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to you...I'm the girl who likes to be kissed under the stars, more then inside your be...
Posted by Yerex, the almost perfect angel on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 04:37:00 PST

you never know

You know You don't really know what you've got until you loose it. Youdon't know how bad your going to feel when that special someoneleaves or isn't around until they are really gone. You don't know h...
Posted by Yerex, the almost perfect angel on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 11:11:00 PST

sweetest song

I wanna make you smile whenever you're sadCarry you around when your arthritis is badAll I wanna do is grow old with youI'll get your medicine when your tummy achesBuild you a fire if the furnace brea...
Posted by Yerex, the almost perfect angel on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 06:50:00 PST

my new life

hey all, its been awhile since i wrote a blog. but wanted to let everyone know about my NEW life haha. the life of the military, its boring as hell!! I mean bootcamp and "a" school are, i have not mad...
Posted by Yerex, the almost perfect angel on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 09:00:00 PST

time to abort

well im sure that none of you know this, but i enlisted into the navy, and i will be shipped out sometime in march. i think march 11th. but i will be back home for 2 wks in may for my sisters grad. th...
Posted by Yerex, the almost perfect angel on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 06:53:00 PST

worlds shortest fairy tale

WORLDS SHORTEST FAIRY TALE Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?"The guy said, "NO!" And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, alwa...
Posted by Yerex, the almost perfect angel on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 12:53:00 PST

i want love

I want it to be inconvenent; I want to sacrifice my life for it, I want the kind of love that wakes me up at 3am. I want love that hurts, love that i have to work for. I want ...
Posted by Yerex, the almost perfect angel on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 04:01:00 PST