Dog Poopy... |
We have a pet dog. He poops in the house. Today, I stepped on it. Nice...
Posted by Choobaka on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Funny Story No. 4 |
This one, once again, stars the fat baby from Funny Story No. 2 (FS2). He has since grown fatter...
*Baby sings The Popeye Song*
I'm Papay da Seloor Men
I'm Papay da Seloor Men
I eating my spi...
Posted by Choobaka on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Testing... |
I was trying to post a new blog but myspace kept giving me this error message so I eventually gave up. But now I'm trying again. Hooray!
Posted by Choobaka on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
That Damn Hair Dryer! |
So, some idiot tried using the one that was out of order. The sign was there, as clear as can be, plastered on the handle - "Out of Order". He reaches out and turns the switch on and starts aiming it ...
Posted by Choobaka on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Gross... |
SCENE - gym locker room after I had taken a shower
I was going to use the hair dryer available to gym members, but when I got to one of them, it was apparently out of order. I could have used the o...
Posted by Choobaka on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
A Ninja, I am... |
Many times have I stood or walked quietly behind people, only to have them shockingly realize that I was there. Today at the bank, I walked to the door, ready to leave after my transaction. And the gu...
Posted by Choobaka on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
I Think I May Have Issues - Part 1 |
I was recently having a conversation with one of my good, good friends. She was having a temporary setback in her life and I was there to listen to her bitch out and offer some of my advice. At some p...
Posted by Choobaka on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
fighting fire with fire |
Why fight fire with fire? Do you put out forest fires with a flame thrower? Instead, I say, "fight fire with water!"
Posted by Choobaka on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
More Corny Jokes... |
Q: Anong tawag sa taong mahilig sa Kikkoman?
A: Kikkomanster.
Wahahahahahah!!!
Do you have a corny joke?
Posted by Choobaka on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Funny Story #3 |
As
some of you know, my doctor just recently prescribed some sleeping
pills for me to help me fall sleep at night before the sun comes up and
the birds start chirping. Now let me just share with you h...
Posted by Choobaka on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
