Lynn

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"Life is NOT a journey to the grave with the goal of arriving safely in a prettily preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways in a shower of gravel and party shards, thoroughly used, utterly exhausted, and loudly proclaiming: "Fuck ME, that was BRILLIANT!"
FEMALE PRAYER Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. Amen.MALE PRAYERI pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a fishing boat. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
Reasons Why Harleys Are Better Than Men
A Harley can go for more than one ride in an hour
Harleys never develop spare tires.
Harleys last longer.
Harleys don't get you pregnant.
A Harley doesn't care what time of month it is.
Harleys don't have parents.
Your Harley will let you know if something is wrong.
Your Harley won't judge your friends.
If your Harley is boisterous, you can buy a muffler.
You won't have to put your Harley through grad school.
If your Harley smokes you can do something about it.
Harleys don't care about how many other Harleys you have ridden.
When riding, you and your Harley both arrive at the same time.
One Harley will satisfy you every time.
Your Harley won't ogle other Harleys.
Your Harley won't care if you have a poster of your fantasy Harley.
If your Harley has high mileage, you can just get a new one.
Harleys don't care about breast size.
If your Harley is too soft you can get new shocks.
If your Harley is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it.
You don't have to drink beer before your Harley looks appealing.
You can be proud of your Harley regardless of the model.
You don't have to go to Tiffany's to register your Harley.
Your Harley won't beat you or try to make you feel inferior.
You can ride a Harley as long as you want and it won't get limp.
Your parents won't keep in touch with your old Harley after you dump it.
Harleys always feel like going for a ride when you do.
Harleys don't insult you if you are a novice.
Your Harley never wants a night out alone with the other Harleys.
Harleys don't make you late.
You don't have to primp before riding your Harley.
Your Harley won't complain when you use protection.
If your Harley doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
You can't get a disease from a Harley.
Your Harley won't care if you fake it.
Harleys are always ready to stop when you are.
Your Harley has a built in vibrator.
Your Harley doesn't have to show off in front of other Harleys.
Your Harley won't lie to you.
Your Harley doesn't care how heavy you are.
In the morning, your Harley won't poke you in the back when it wants to go for a ride.
Your Harley won't shrink when it's cold.
If your Harley can't fire up, you can just replace the battery.
You don't have to cook for your Harley.
Your Harley can't ride around behind your back.
If your Harley is cold you can choke it.
Your Harley is always the right size because if it seems too small you can just get a new one.
You can keep photos of your old Harleys.
Your Harley would rather go for a ride than watch sports.
Your Harley can go for multiple rides.
Harleys don't need pick-up lines.
You only have to ride your Harley when you want to.
Your Harley won't go for rides by itself.
If baldness occurs, you can replace the tires.
Harleys don't snore.
Your Harley will never leave you or break your heart!
You can get a sore butt from riding your Harley and your friends won't make fun of you!
If you take care of your Harley, it will never get to old for you to ride it.
Your Harley will never make you sleep in the wet spot.
You don't necessarily need a shower before and after you take your Harley for a ride.
( You aren't expected to blow your Harleys tail pipe.
You can always get a newer model with no hassles.
A Harley is actually valuable.
If your Harley gets bad gas, you don't have to leave or die, just pour in a gas additive.
If you go out without your Harley, it won't ask you where you've been, who you were with, and what you did when you come home.
You don't have to buy beer for your Harley.
You don't have to share your paycheck with your Harley.
Now that one is debatable!!!
Your Harley will never bitch at you if you mount it improperly.
You don't have to stroke your Harley to get it to perform.
You and a friend can ride a Harley at the same time (in public even) and it won't get mad if the pics end up on the internet!!!
,Top 25 Things Biker Chicks Say....(That make Bikers love them!!)
1.) I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste.
2.) Are you sure you've had enough to drink? Can I get you another beer?
3.) I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy!
4.) Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a case of beer, a few joints, and €..have my friend Tammy over for a threesome.
5.) God..if I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust!
6.) I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you please try again.
7.) You're so sexy when you're hungover.
8.) I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go Shopping.
9.) Let's subscribe to Hustler.
10.) Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?
11.) Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses.
12.) I'll be out in the garage changing the oil on the bike for you.
13.) I love it when you go riding on Sunday's, I just wish you had time to ride on Saturday.
14.) Honey..our new neighbor is sunbathing nude again, come see!
15.) I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house & just wear only my chaps.
16.) No, No, don't take the car to have the oil changed, I'll do it.
17.) Your mother did a great job raising you.
18.) Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's day thing and buy yourself new stuff for your Harley.
19.) I understand fully...our anniversary comes every year for Christ's sake. You go riding with the guys, it's a wonderful stress reliever.
20.) Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?
21.) Christ, not the fucking mall again, come on let's go to that new strip joint!
22.) Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire and ride cross country with your biker buddies.
23.) You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night feedings.
24.) That was a great fart! Do another one!
25.) I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head for ya...!!!!
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