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Johnny

brownsman22

About Me

I like corn, beaches, sunsets, fishing, brushing my teeth, and scratching my butt. I like the Browns, The Cowboys, NASCAR, corn, swinging a bat (but not the running part) and Emmit Smith. I like sleeping, schooner beer, high tides and causing troubles for my insurance agent. I like Apple, Texas hold'em, wasting money, playing cards with my mom and winning. I like tomatoes, swimming, keeping my ear hairs trimmed and sunglasses. I also like spending my Sundays watching sports. I'd name more things I like butt I think this could go on forever. (ie; sunny days, clean socks, Aqua Teen Hunger Force and Wendy’s) Maybe corn is over rated.

My Interests

my interests don't seem to be interesting to anyone else but me. I can understand that too after having to pretend I was interested in something I really wasn’t. I ran into a Steelers fan the other day. It’s an hour of my life that I can never get back.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

der, who doesn't like music.

Movies:

Anything from Woody ALlen; annie hall, Manhatten, Banana's. all of them really. Those and Christmas Vacation could get me by for a years worth of movies. (And for who knows how many years I could do that.)

Television:

I love my TV

Books:

Mmm books

My Blog

Pole this

I think Daylight saving time weekend should be a North American Holiday and celebrated as a nice long weekend every year.
Posted by Johnny on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 04:43:00 PST

Eight is enough? barely...

I woke up this morning unexpectedly to my phone ringing. It was only eight thirty. Who could be calling me at this hour? At first I thought that was a bad thing. But it was just a friend asking me if ...
Posted by Johnny on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 08:35:00 PST

February

What is it about crappy February that drives me crazy? Well, to start... there are no holidays, the days are short, and its way too cold outside. Maybe if I was born in this cold barren month, I might...
Posted by Johnny on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 07:35:00 PST

Four Fans

Four football fans go rock climbing one afternoon: a Patriots fan, a Falcons fan, an Eagles fan, and a Browns fan. They had been arguing all the way up the mountain about who among them was the most "...
Posted by Johnny on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 04:32:00 PST

To beam or not to beam

I don't think of myself as a lucky guy, but I seem to have come upon some luck when I got this apartment. There aren't many places where I can say I've been, that there's a beam that runs across the r...
Posted by Johnny on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 07:07:00 PST

The Big D

I was sitting here watching The Cowboys kick the Seahawk's asses and then loose in the last minute. I was wondering how Michael Vick would do as a quarterback in Dallas. My first thoughts are that it...
Posted by Johnny on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 08:25:00 PST

OLD CHRISTMAS EVE

Old Christmas Eve...By Bill Baker"On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me&.. We have all heard that song, the Twelve Days of Christmas. We all probably sang it in school at one time...
Posted by Johnny on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 08:01:00 PST

An ode to curly hair?

When we were kids, (Jimmy, Me and Jerry) we would hang our heads over the laundry tub with a towel over our heads and then run the hot water. I guess we wanted to create steam so that our hair would c...
Posted by Johnny on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 07:17:00 PST

It's not who you know, it's who

I know!What is he talking about? You say. Let me start over by asking you this question. Have you found yourself asking yourself lately... "How does Johnny know all these famous people?" Or who is he ...
Posted by Johnny on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 06:04:00 PST

Why the Browns?

Let's put this question to rest once and for all. Let's see. To start& it isn't because they've sucked ever since I've started watching football, that's for sure. Stop asking me that question. And it...
Posted by Johnny on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 03:22:00 PST