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About Me

Greetings Friends! I think Nichole's dog Hank is definitly a "red zone" and she needs to be the leader of her pack. But in order to do this she'll need to put him in "calm submissive state". Hank sees nichole as a possession rather than human. It is clear that she is the weak link of this relationship. -dog whisper fella

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I've met some interestin' folks in muh life time. Britney had this boyfriend once that carried lucky rocks in his pocket and I thought that was interestin'. They're broken up now (not the rocks but their relationship...)so I guess maybe they werent that lucky for the love duh-partment. I like tuh meet people that talk with southern accents (real or fake I dont care). I would prefer to hang out with people less attractive than my self so that im always the pretty one (That rarely happens though). OH- good spellin folks are handy when writtin an important letter. I sure would love to meet Mike Ianconelli pro bass master of O6'. Meeting your neighbors is always awkward so I can do without meetin' them. **********************************************************Up date: Since Mike Iaconelli has yet to respond to one of my dozens of hand written letters I have opted to moved on. He is not a fishin' man (duh- Im not insane) but A fighter that goes by the name of Forrest Griffen. My first letter was sent this afternoon.....

My Blog

Cats outtuh the bag, I got a DUI

***If your going read, its important that you read till the last paragraph. I got a DUI (I wasn't driving, my car was parked and I was sleeping when I got arrested). Is it a good thing I got a DUI?...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Jul 2009 00:16:00 GMT

I just drank from a

I get off of work. I purchase a Monster drink. I picked up what I thought was MY Monster drink. I sit down. I feel something in my teeth. I pick it out with my finger. It is black. "hmm", I think to m...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Aug 2008 13:34:00 GMT

Peanut butter Nuckles....

I like muh Peanut butter..... It came to my attention as I stood in my kitchen eating  from a jar of Jiffy Peanut butter that surely anyone who caught a glimpse of how barbaric and savage I ...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 19:19:00 GMT

I miss my homeland

I miss my sister Nichole the mostest and taking our "pump-it path" around Lake Hollingsorth in the wee hours of the morning. I miss drinking "Lady drinks" at Lakeland's finest dive bar Loser Square me...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 23:27:00 GMT

"Whippin''" or "Puudin'"...

Which one is worse- "puddin' or whippin"? I say: "puddin'" he says: "whippin". (KEY: "puddin" = pudding & "whippin'"= wipped cream. ).So... of course throughout the duratation of my consumption of...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 00:18:00 GMT

Quotes from my mom

1.) "dont cup his face so hard his eyes will pop out". (in reference to playin with "poopy" our dog's face.... 2.) "they aint UFO's there the Russians". 3.) " faster than a New York minute". 4.) "god...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 19:05:00 GMT