Ronald

I am Ron Brugundy, i was born the eighth son of Calude And Dorothy Burgundy in Hagalworth, Iowa In 1940. I descend from a long line of anchormen dating back to Paul Revere who many people consider to be the first achorman. My father, Claude Burgundy was a famous radio reporter who filed the very first report on the attack on Pearl Harbor, And though it lead Koreans Attack America later rovied to be incorrect he did show great calm under fire and was able to keep his suit spotless while being machine gunned by Japanese for Four hours. From the moment i was bored i seemed destined to be an anchor. Doctors Commented on my full haed of hair which seem to have a natural part, even as i emerged from my mothers vagina. And at one years old imy first words where The Aldermen Denied the Allegatins. By the age of nine I already had a full Mustache which i groomed daily with a brush. I also demonstrated a manly and comforting pre-pubescent baritone. My powerful and athoritave voice allowed me to hail cabs and purchase liquor in grade schoo. By age eleven i was reading the news over the intercom at school. I was trusted that when i accidentally said Chritmas was on october the school staid home and decorated trees. My hobbies also tended to be more mature then my friends. While they collected baseball cads and made snowamn. I collected driftwood furniture and vacationed in Tahoe.....Well thats enough for now