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THIS WEEK IN COURTNEY'S LIFE:
11.03.08 Hands Down my car has been the worst luck everrr.. I can't wait til I can get a new one. I have gotten like 45290 tickets in it, ran a stop sign and hit a car (correction, cop car), had someone random dude who probably likes butt play smash into it and knock a bumper off and then drive away, hydroplaned into the side of the freeway going like 60, and this past weekend had some reeeeal treat of a blond broad rear end me, lol. Dammit.

Explanation unnecessary:..

Explanation indescribable:

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About Me::
(updated: 02.10.08)

Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.

Nothing more to say, therefore, in the last words of Karl Marx:
Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.



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I think the life cycle is all backwards You should start out dead and get it out of the way. Then, you wake up in an old folks home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for high school. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then, you finish off as an orgasm!

My Blog

Why you up in there dancing for cash, I guess a whole lot has changed since I seen you last.

".. It's so sexually liberating.. It's sexy" That's the reason a girl I met gave when I asked her about her job as a stripper. I think we can safely assume that many more women strip for the reason th...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 19:48:00 GMT