I OWE MY MOTHER |
I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 18:15:00 GMT |
ANOTHER one for the ladies!! =) |
One for the ladies
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-
shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What s...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 13:56:00 GMT |
Sunflower poem |
GARDEN OF SUNFLOWERS A garden of Sunflower beckoned to me - Come join us, my lady, and joyous you'll be! We're large ones and small ones, some dainty and fair, And even some delicate to wear in your h...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 22:25:00 GMT |
INSTALLING HUSBAND 1.0 |
INSTALLING HUSBAND 1.0
Dear Tech Support,Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and jewelry ...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 18:23:00 GMT |
