BLUNTS McMILLEN

YEA YEA SO YOU FINALLY RECHED THE PAGE OF THE ONE AND ONLY DIRTY BIRD... THERES A FEW THINGS THAT NEED TO BE CLEARED UP PRIOR TO READING THE 'ABOUT ME' STORY.. FIRST, I AM QUITE POSSIBLY THE COOLEST DUDE YOU'LL EVER MEET IN YOUR LIFE, HANDS DOWN. SECONDLY, I HAVE MANY PEOPLE WHO FOLLOW MY WAYS AND I GUESS YOU COULD SAY TRY TO IMITATE MY STYLE. THIRDLY, I SHOWER IN EXPENSIVE CHAMPAGNE AND DRY MYSELF OFF WITH AMERICAN BALD EAGLE FEATHERS. WHY? WELL, IT IS BECAUSE I AM 100% COMPOSED OF A LITTLE THING CALLED SWAG.... SWAG: [n] 1. A HANDSOME YOUNG MAN WITH LOADS OF CASH AND AN ATTRACTIVE FASHIONABLE YET RARE STYLE WHICH IS COMMONLY ENVIED, BUT IMPOSSIBLE TO DUPLICATE BY OTHERS FOR IT IS EVER-CHANGING. 2. B.A.D. (BALLIN' ALL DAY) 3. B.A.N. (BALLIN' ALL NIGHT) 3. KNOWING HOW TO SHUT DOWN PARTIES, CLUBS, GET TOGETHERS, OR EVEN RELATIONSHIPS. LET ME ELABORATE; IF I LIKE A GIRL, I WILL GET HER. IF I LIKE YOUR GIRL, I WILL GET HER. EVEN IF I LIKE YOUR MOM, SHE'S MINE. PERIOD DOT COM - JAME$ BOND THE DIRTY BIRD A.K.A. EDWARD FORTY HANDS NOW, I WOULD LOVE NOTHING MORE THAN TO TELL MY WHOLE ENTIRE STORY. BUT I AM AFRAID IF I DO SO, DEPENDING WHO IS READING THERE MIGHT BE A SEVERE BRAIN OVERLOAD CAUSING A HEART ATTACK OR SOME FORM OF CARDIAC ARREST THAT WOULD BE A CONTINOUS PATTERN OF PEOPLE, FANS, HATERS, AND SOMETIMES EVEN RELATIVES DROPPING DEAD WHILE READING. SOON AFTER THERE ARE ENOUGH CASES I WILL HAVE THE D.A. AT MY DOOR ASKING ME WHY PEOPLE ARE DROPPING DEAD WHILE LOOKING AT MY PAGE. I WOULD PROBABLY JUST HAVE TO TELL HIM THE ONLY WAY HE COULD POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND IS JUST BY READING IT HIMSELF.---- R.I.P. JASON ANDREWS VII ESQUIRE. DISTRICT ATTORNEY OF HULKAMANIA, NEW JERSEY. DIED ON AUGUST 2nd 2006 WHILE READING THE ABOUT ME OF THE DIRTY BIRD ON HIS OFFICIAL MYSPACE PAGE. ----GET THE PICTURE???? THATS RIGHT.. I DO SMOKE MARIJUANALETS NO FORGET ABOUT MY GIRLFRIEND... ALCOHOL ABOVE IS A PICTURE OF THE FRAT/GANG/COOLEST SHIT EVER. 23K. THATS PRETTY MUCH WHAT I LIVE BY. WHICH BRINGS ME TO A BREIF YET SWEET BIOGRAPHY OF MYSLF. I WAS BORN AND RAISED IN STATEN ISLAND. MOVED HERE DURING MIDDLE SCHOOL AND STARTED SHUTTING SHIT DOWN. OVER THE YEARS I HAVE MADE LOTS OF MONEY AND AM A MASTER WITH ANYTHING HAVING TO DO WITH RAP OR HIP HOP MUSIC. I GO TO BROOKDALE COMMUNITY COLLEGE WHERE I AM FURTHERING MY EDUCATION TO TEACH SPECIAL EDUCATION ONE DAY. NO JOKE. DURING THE SUMMER I PARTY ALL THE TIME AND GET SHIT POPPIN. DON'T GET IT TWISTED THO, I GET IT IN DURING THE SCHOOL YEAR TOO.. I HAVE TWO JOBS AND KNOW HOW TO HOLD IT DOWN.. SO WHAT ELSE CAN I SAY? LOTS, BUT I WONT..