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[Donny Dorko]

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About Me

The Bizz
One day, Bob asked Donny, "Donny, this is myspace, so shouldn't you write some things about yourself for other people to read?"
Donny pondered for a moment, and worried about losing his reign over wee Bob, and so he conjured up what he considered to be a cunning reply...Hmm, "Bob, this is myspace, so i should write some things about myself for other people to read! Could you fetch me a cup of tea Knob, i mean Bob?" He ruffled the mop of hair on Bob's head and let out a friendly chuckle.
Bob stood still, feeling and looking a bit like a statue. Purely disheartened he scraped across the floor into the kitchen, while Donny thought carefully about what to write, which looked a bit like this actually!

Aight kids
I'm Donny!
19, none the wiser.
=]
I'm basically shy until you get to know me yadda yadda...
I'm a musician,
Writer,
Artist,
Lesbian.
I work alot
And i'm getting old.
=]
I did THIS at college =]
why not check out my acoustic solo project!
The Vidz
Me playing live guitar.... HERO!!! Watch! Deathklok! By me and ross!

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One of my bands, Red Capes And Superheroes
, live at the acoustic cafe!! =]
Haaa I made this video!! =] Aaaand I'm In it!! YUSSS So ehh... watch aye?
The Mole Of Death

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WATCH!
The Ginger James Show 2

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The Shizz
Donny, *sighs*, I have something to tell you...
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My Interests



I'd like to meet:

someone who accepts my dog like nature ... i like to lick people

Music:


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30 Seconds to Mars
36 Crazyfists
100 Reasons
A Thorn For Every Heart
Alexisonfire
Alien Ant Farm
Architechts
Athlete
Bayside
Betty Curse
Biffy Clyro
Billy Talent
Bowling For Soup
Boys Make Noise
Blink 182
Cartel
City and Colour
Converge
Cursing Caroline
Cute Is What We Aim For
Devildriver
Deftones
Every Time I Die
The Editors
Fall out Boy
The Foo Fighters
Forever The Sickest Kids
From First To Last
Funeral For A Friend
Gatsby's American Dream
Get Cape Wear Cape Fly
Greenday
Halifax
Hawthorn Heights
Jetplane Landing
Killswith Engage
The Killers
Lamb Of God
The Mascara Story
Metallica
Motion City Soundtrack
My Action Your Exit
Never Say Die
Korn
New Found Glory
Norma Jean
Pantera
Paramore
Play Radio Play
Reuben
The Rocket Summer
Saosin
Scary Kids Scaring Kids
The Secret Handshake
Senses Fail
Sikth
Simple Plan
Sky Eats Airplane
Slipknot
Stone Sour
This Is Geneva
The Used
The Wedding
And much more...

Movies:

Basqiat
Braveheart
Edward Scissorhands
Euro Trip
Finding Nemo
Ice Age
Ice Age 2
The Lake House
Madagascar
Pirates Of The Caribbean
Pirates Of The caribbean 2
Road Trip
Shrek
Shrek 2
Silent Hill
Spongebob
Toy Story
War Of The Worlds

Heroes:



ME: How amazing would it be if Sonny Moore was with us right now!?!
HARRYPOOSHIT: Yeah then we could both fuck him =]
ME: SHOTGUN ANUS!! No wait, he has a willy he could put in you, and i could put mine in his bum! XD
HARRYPOOSHIT: Like a Sonny Moore sandwich!!
ME&&HARRYPOOSHIT: Uhhhhhh *drools*

My Blog

When The Bottle Breaks - Novel (preview)

The story of a soldier is Forever untold, With stable legs, And words casually in need of correction.   Do you really want to ask him that? You dare not question his experience. He will make you...
Posted by [Donny Dorko] on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 01:56:00 PST

New Poem - The Last Page

The Last Page   Dear Diary, I have decided to write my final passage to You.   My window pain is clear With corners cracked. I guess I have kept this hidden from you, So here are some new w...
Posted by [Donny Dorko] on Thu, 10 May 2007 08:56:00 PST

Hariet

One day, I was taking a big shit but it wouldn't come out and it was really hurting my hole - major ring sting. No matter how much i heaved and stuff, it just wouldn't budge! So i started to get a bit...
Posted by [Donny Dorko] on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 02:26:00 PST

New Poem - After Autumn

After Autumn Between my roots,I rely on the moisture in your cheeksWith my Loyal armsCleverly stretched, without reaching.So not to be drenchedIn the moisture of common dropletsTo save myself for you ...
Posted by [Donny Dorko] on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 06:45:00 PST

</3 Poem I Wrote For Serena </3

The Shore and the OceanI cannot beginTo tell youOf the pebbles which layClustered, upon white silk-lined sand,Waiting to be touched by you,In dreams of palm.As you brush pastFrom dusk 'till dawn,Each ...
Posted by [Donny Dorko] on Thu, 11 May 2006 01:49:00 PST

wooooooooop

answer this HONESTLY. and send me the answers REPOST to see what others think of YOU.y=yesn=nom=maybeWOULD YOU...[_] give me your number? (           ; ...
Posted by [Donny Dorko] on Sat, 08 Oct 2005 10:17:00 PST