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About Me

I'm a walking grenade. I'm highly explosive. Handle with the upmost care.

My Interests

Food!!! (A boy has to eat!)

I'd like to meet:

Who ever made strawberry shortcake ice cream, mmmm. The ones you buy from the ice cream man though, with the Captain Guy on it. None of that Alberston's stuff. Foo-ey!

Music:

Madonna, Red Hot Chili Peppers, International, Pop, Some Hip Hop, some techno, some trance and other stuff. If the song is in English, it must be English from privledged areas and I know you know what that means, and it has a good beat then I'll like it.

Movies:

Saw I & II, Remember the Titians, Soldier's Girl, Bring it On, I'm Going To Tell You A Secret, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, The Fifth Element and others.

Television:

Friends, Will & Grace, Good Eats, Family Guy, Supernatural, The Class, Grey's Anatomy, old school cartoon shows, i.e. "Bobby's World". BRING BACK FOX KIDS!! The Fox Mascot was the bomb!!

Books:

Catcher in the Rye

Heroes:

Stewie Griffin and the Gingerbread Man from Shrek. Goes to show you, little people can conquer the world too! Except Eva, she can't. Her hor-moan-nies stops her from functioning in society.

My Blog

My Neighbors are Stupid

So these neighbors of mine moved in I don't know how long ago, ionno, six months +? Anyway, they have no curtesy to turn down their music when they have their parties. And I'm talking about LOUD music...
Posted by DANNY on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 03:02:00 PST

DON'T DO IT

I'm gonna listen to Pam Anderson and boycott KFC. VISIT PETA PEOPLE. It will change you, or at least I hope so. But I gotta say, some of those PETA activisits are too extreme. Yeah, people who are sla...
Posted by DANNY on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 10:27:00 PST

Update on My Sickness

So I'm getting a little better but I lost 15 pounds.
Posted by DANNY on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 05:30:00 PST

I'm Sick

Urgh, I'm so sick. My body is giving up. And I have three finals on Friday. The hell man. This is why I DON'T GET FLU SHOTS!! Damnit Damnit. URGH.
Posted by DANNY on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 01:33:00 PST

My Weaknesses

So I'm going to make a list of my weaknesses. 1. A Hot Dog with Bacon, Grilled Onions, Grilled Green Peppers, Mayo, Ketchup, and a Little Mustard. 2. The Bobbie. --More to Come--...
Posted by DANNY on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 11:19:00 PST

Produce Selling

An old convo., forgot to post it..... ME: what time tomorrow?David L.: 3ME: three is good for me =)ME: this time I'll dress up kindaDavid L.: hahaDavid L.: not meDavid L.: i go grungyME: lolME: well, ...
Posted by DANNY on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 10:09:00 PST

What Eli Said.

Eli said I was stupid.---Drowned World/ Substitute For Love - Madonna I traded fame for loveWithout a second thoughtIt all became a silly a game Some things cannot be bought I got exactly what I aske...
Posted by DANNY on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 10:15:00 PST

Need to Get Out

All he knows how to do when he's at home is eat, watch tv, and yell. Who gives a rat's ass how long my hair is. I took care of myself for the most part of my life. Never asked a penny, never did any n...
Posted by DANNY on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 08:51:00 PST

Testicular Cancer

ME: did you passed out in jr. high or high school? Anonymous Male: high school yes ME: from watching a video on how to test yourself for testicular cancer? Anonymous Male: y does this matter, first of...
Posted by DANNY on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 04:00:00 PST

Man Down

Mr. Trenton, I'm hurt. I need Anti-Eva-Bacterial. =,( She really knows how to squeeze the blood out of a man's heart. Man down. Man down. Save me. Rescue me. Keep her AWAY! =,(
Posted by DANNY on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 12:24:00 PST