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Paranoid AnDroid

Baltar lives!

About Me

theyll shoot me i dont care theyll shoot me in the back of the neck i dont care down with big brother they always shoot you in the back of the neck i dont care down with big brother--..

My Interests

I'm fucking drunk.

I'd like to meet:

Justin Speers. I've already met him, but I'd like to meet him as a chick.
I'd also like to meet Christina Ricci.
And Chun Li.

Music:


All-Time Top 5:
1. Oingo Boingo
2. Nirvana
3. Nine Inch Nails
4. Aphex Twin
5. KMFDMBig Names: Arcade Fire, Atari Teenage Riot, the B-52's, Beck, Clinic, The Cure, Hanin Elias, Foo Fighters, Free Kitten, Bebel Gilberto, Goldfrapp, Gorillaz, Immortal Technique, KMFDM, Ladytron, Marilyn Manson, Ministry, The Mountain Goats, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Oingo Boingo, Parliament, Pig, Pigface, Radiohead, Revolting Cocks, Scissor Sisters, Sonic Youth, Sublime, Talking Heads, The The, Tom Waits, Ween

"White people like George Clinton because George Clinton makes white people feel like it's okay to smoke crack." - Rev. Brandon L. KeeneOld Moldies: The Beatles, Bee Gees, James Brown, The Doors, The Grateful Dead, Al Green, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Led Zeppelin, John Lennon, New York Dolls, Pink Floyd, The Velvet Underground
Electronica: Aphex Twin, Alec Empire, The Future Sound Of London, Plaid, Space-Time Continuum, Squarepusher, Thievery Corporation, Amon Tobin, Underworld
DJ's: DJXL, Electrokid, Manx, Ryan Nast, Ol' Skinny, DJ Trouble, WaaterNorthwest: Artis the Spoonman, Bikini Kill, The Decemberists, Drumattica, Eyes Adrift, Floater, Infernal Noise Brigade, March Fourth Marching Band, Negativland, Sleater-Kinney, Storm and the Balls, Sweaty Nipples, Taarka, ¡TchKung!, TV:616, Jason Webley
Friends: Beef or Roast Beef?, Cicada, Cold Mold, Dekum Manor, Danny Haigh (Dr. Dirty Danimal, DDS), Hate Fist, Higher Than Ma, Charles Hollis, If If Was Was, Resident Anti-Hero, Jason Thrasher, DJ Trouble, Va Va Voom, and SUCCESSION!!!

Movies:


The Nebulous Spectacular
by Ben LaskoMy Favorite Flicks: Barfly, The Big Lebowski, Borat, Buffalo 66, Chuck and Buck, A Clockwork Orange, The Dark Crystal, Evil Dead, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Fight Club, Ghost in the Shell, Groove, Gummo, Happiness, Jesus' Son, The Karate Kid Part II, Labyrinth, Love Liza, Natural Born Killers, Pi, Pulp Fiction, Reefer Madness: The Musical, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Saved!, Serenity, Seven Samurai, Tattoo: A Love Story, Up In Smoke, Vampire Hunter D, Waking Life, Willow, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, anything by Seymore Butts

Television:

TV is better on DVD: Da Ali G Show, American Dad, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Arrested Development, Battlestar Galactica, Beavis and Butt-Head, Penn & Teller's Bullshit!, Chappelle's Show, The Colbert Report, The Critic, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Daily Show, Dexter, Drawn Together, The Family Guy, Firefly, Freaks and Geeks, Futurama, Get A Life, Home Movies, House, Dr. Katz, King of the Hill, The Office (BBC version), Reno 911!, Sealab 2021, Seinfeld, Sex and the City, Scrubs, The Simpsons, Six Feet Under, South Park

Books:

Authors: Charles Bukowski, The Critical Art Ensemble, Chuck Palahniuk, Tom Robbins, Hunter S. Thompson, Saul Williams

"why don't we step out in the garden and I'll kick the shit out of your ass" -Bukowski

Heroes:

Pee-Wee Herman

Courtney Love

Seymore Butts

Stephani Gordon

My Blog

My Real Blog

I gave up on myspace a long time ago. Justin is hosting a new blog for me at coldmold.sketchyworld.com. Although I continue to check myspace periodically, I am primarily using facebook for social netw...
Posted by Paranoid AnDroid on Mon, 12 May 2008 01:14:00 PST

Portland Santacon II 2006

We met up at Kim's apartment. Mark brought the Santa suits. They were cheap, with flimsy black plastic leggings to make your shoes look like boots. The beards were like big cotton balls stretched...
Posted by Paranoid AnDroid on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 09:54:00 PST

Almost Respected?

During my Boise spat I had relations with a young girl named Brianna for a while who, after I'd left for Portland and she'd already visited for a weekend, got married to a guy she'd known for les...
Posted by Paranoid AnDroid on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 12:02:00 PST

A Pleasant Morning

My lover and I are sprawled half under the big puffy quilt on her bed, wrapped in each others arms, smelling of each other. My hands wander across her back, tickle her spine, gently squeeze her ass. S...
Posted by Paranoid AnDroid on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 10:11:00 PST

Out of Hand

I wake up feeling dizzy and nauseous, eyes covered with a thick layer of goo, squinting at the digital clock next to my head. When the numbers come into focus I start to scream. I'm already three hour...
Posted by Paranoid AnDroid on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 11:50:00 PST

As Consciousness Comes Upon You

As consciousness comes upon you, images appear. Dreams and memories amalgamate. You are immediately aware that some images are missing. Where last night was there is now a dark nothingness. You peer i...
Posted by Paranoid AnDroid on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 05:25:00 PST

Blood Work

The attractive Asian woman, wedding band bulging under her white latex glove, pricks the middle finger of my left hand and squeezes blood out into a thin plastic tube. I notice her unusually large lip...
Posted by Paranoid AnDroid on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 09:43:00 PST

Here I am in Boise.

Well, here I am in Boise:Working at the public library. Being single. Partying harder and more casually than ever before. Being bipolar. Being a slut. Burning bridges. Being an asshole. Reading Bukows...
Posted by Paranoid AnDroid on Thu, 08 Sep 2005 04:10:00 PST

Willy's Pickled Eggs

Surrounded by empty 40oz bottles of Pabst and one full one I'm sitting here sweating in front of the television after my first week of page cutting, hole punching, and book binding at the downtown Fed...
Posted by Paranoid AnDroid on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 05:55:00 PST

Snake in the Pit

"Fareless square," I mumble as I step onto the bus, briefly making eye contact with the white female bus driver I purposely missed the last two buses for. I sit in a seat facing the back door and...
Posted by Paranoid AnDroid on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 08:55:00 PST