****JON****

I'm very spontaneous and I love to travel. I like to do almost anything that will get my adrenaline pumping, but I also love to just relax and watch movies. I’m a networking machine. I love having fun and surrounding myself with people that are positive. I work hard but play harder. I am currently keeping myself busy by opening Tanning Salons around Scottsdale, Arizona. I also do Commercial and Residential Real Estate Sales, and Investments. I set my goals in life extremely high and take a lot of pride in knowing I can accomplish all of them. The only boundaries life has is the boundaries you put on yourself. Destiny is not a matter of chance, it is a matter of choice; it is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved.".................................................. ..........................................................It 's not easy to write about yourself so I asked a friend to write a little about me............................ ...................................................... Jon is a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. Jon has been known to remodel train stations on his lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. Jon translates ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, Jon writes award winning operas, Jon manages time efficiently. Occasionally, Jon treads water for three days in a row. Jon woos women with his sensuous and godlike trombone playing, Jon can pilot bicycles up sever inclines with unflagging speed, and Jon cooks Thirty Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. Jon is an expert in stucco, averter an in love, an outlaw in Peru. Using only hoe and large glass of water, Jon once single handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. Jon plays bluegrass cello, Jon was scouted by the Mets, Jon is the subject of numerous documentaries. When he is bored, Jon builds large suspension bridges in his yard. Jon enjoys urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after work, Jon repairs electrical appliances free of charge. Jon is an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over his original line of corduroy evening wear. Jon doesn’t perspire. Jon is a private citizen, Jon receives fan mail. Jon has been caller number nine and has won the weekend passes. Last summer Jon toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. Jon bats .400. His deft floral arrangements have earned him fame in international botany circles. Children trust Jon. Jon can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. Jon once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening . Jon knows the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. Jon has performed several covert operations for the CIA. Jon sleeps once a week; when Jon does sleep, he sleeps in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, Jon successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to Jon. Jon balances, Jon weaves, Jon dodges, Jon frolics, and his bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, Jon participates in full contact origami. Years ago Jon discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. Jon has made extraordinary four course meals using only fishmeal and a toaster oven. Jon breeds prizewinning clams. Jon has won bullfights in San Juan, cliff diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. Jon has played Hamlet, Jon has performed open heart surgery, and Jon has spoken with Elvis!