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balls

is your dad a dealer? cuz you're dope to me.

About Me

tomorrow is a brand new day
and it don't know white from black

the infamous britney blog. click.
"Ugh, I hate when they ask me to buy a Coach purse! I wouldn't even buy it retail. Like, really, do I look like white trash?"--Overheard in New York
that about sums it up.

My Interests

resident of harlem
and president of the united states of love

theatre de la jeune lune
peacocks
turbulence
french ass names
little croissants
coconut
walks
making collages
perkins
sanitizing wipes
mary-kate olsen
diet coke
grooving
doodling
sparkly things
christmas music
my personal space
cake
spending money
dessert trays
battling brenna
tim allen (and other comedic geniuses)
ladida.

I'd like to meet:


this is my best friend dan he's the fiercest bitch i know and i'm having his baby in almost seven years.

Music:


& butch.

Movies:


aquamarine
dumb and dumber
factory girl
hair
hairspray
hard candy
she's the man
thirteen

Television:


little britain
mad tv
the office
queer as folk
scrubs
the riches

Heroes:

anna nicole smith

My Blog

rip

(yves) saint laurent died! fucker.
Posted by balls on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 07:07:00 PST

2008 costume institute gala

the weirdos:he looks like he's reliving his 'interview with brad pitt' days and katie holmes... i just don't get her at all. not here, not anywhere. but her shoes are amazing. gisele and tom:methinks ...
Posted by balls on Wed, 07 May 2008 12:26:00 PST

this may be old news...

to some people, but it’s new to me:Lakeland, Florida (WTSP)   Lakeland, Florida - The Polk County Sheriff’s office released the video of a teenage girl who, as Sheriff Grady Judd puts it,...
Posted by balls on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 07:04:00 PST

:(

What really happens when you take your dog or cat to a shelter&Graphic Date: 2006-07-06, 12:15PM PDTI am posting this (and it is long) because I think our society needs a huge "Wake-up" call. As a sh...
Posted by balls on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 08:34:00 PST

jack s. from omaha...

you are my hero. behold: to the guy doing my wife Date: 2008-02-21, 1:43PM CSTTo the guy doing my wife. You know who you are. Yes I know. No I am not angry, I would just ask a few things of you. Af...
Posted by balls on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 04:19:00 PST

how did she become famous?**fixed

i like rihanna very much, but really?...
Posted by balls on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 02:51:00 PST

the 2008 blah-scars.

i almost wasn't going to post this, cuz even the outfits this year weren't very fabulous. but i'm very glad javier won best supporting actor and that ddl won best actor. and i also have to say that m...
Posted by balls on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 12:59:00 PST

sweet sweet sparkles.

i'm not a fan of cars, but i am a fan of SPARKLE:that there vehicle is covered with swarovski crystals. and it's fabulous....
Posted by balls on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 07:39:00 PST

guys don’t make passes at girls who wear glasses.

...
Posted by balls on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 09:48:00 PST

2008 grammys.

somebody gag me, nearly half of the people there i thought were dead. but it was very sweet of them to give lifetime achievement awards to the performers who were, in fact, very dead. i hope i'm given...
Posted by balls on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 08:31:00 PST