my name is kristen, and i hate doing things like this... so i leave you with this... i am from south jersey. i curse, A LOT. i say "yo" and i say it often. i sure as hell don't know how to pump my own gas. i know what real pizza tastes like, and i know that a bagel is much more than a fucking roll with a hole in the middle. i don't "funnel", i do beer bong. going to the city means PHILLY not new york. i can navigate a circle, with attitude. you better believe i tailgate... all good nights must end in a diner, preferably with cheese fries. nothing is better than a wawa. it's a hoagie, not a sub or worse yet, a hero. i don't go to the beach, i go down to the shore. i know that 65 mph really means 80. when someone cuts me off, they get the horn AND the finger... and they expect it.=)
