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**Miss Melissa**

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.

About Me

First i guess i can tell you my name....its Melissa:) Ive never really been good at filling any of this stuff out i always find it kind of hard to try and explain oneself to the world with just words and hope that people inturpret them the way we hope we wanted them to be understood. so i figure i will fill this spot with some of my favorite quotes from movies and go from there...(if those dont help explain who i am in some way id dont know what would buddy??) So if you really what to know more about me ask away or go ask someone on my friends list i think they would do a better job at telling you who i am then i ever could!!!:)

You're no daisy! You're no daisy at all. Poor soul, you were just too high strung

Call my name! Bastian! Please! Save us!

I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave

Put your hand DOWN little Steve!!

What, you don't like rice? Tell me Michael, how could a billion Chinese people be wrong?

Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE

Did you know that on several occasions... he touched me? That wasn't true. Made it up. Shouldn't have done that. Sorry

It went straight for the warhead, and they think it's cute

Roxy! Roxy, Roxy. You know what you need to do right now? You need to put him and this whole nasty affair out of your mind. Now, how is the best way to do that, huh? Huh? By having a night of distastable sex with someone you care absolutely nothing about! And proudly, I would like to be that person!!!

You're gonna listen to me? To something I said? Hasn't it become abundantly clear during the tenure of our friendship that I don't know shit?

(god i love this movie i could quote it for days)

*"People break up everyday they dont get lawyers they get over it!!" *"If that's all you wanted, then why did you hire the sleaziest lawyer in town, you pathologically deluded, morally bankrupt, in-denial, self-esteem-deficient bitch on wheels?...I am not in DENIAL!!!!" *"Nice job, you fucked up date night" *"Ooooohhhhh you are the fuckin' devil! THE DEVIL"

Five years together, Scully. How many times have I been wrong? Never!

Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me / I wanna be dirty! Chill me, thrill me, fulfill me / Creature of the night!

Did you ever stick your arms out and spin and spin and spin? Well, that's what love is like.

You can't throw him out, I won him!

Prince Humperdinck: Surrender. Westley: You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.

Well that's what we do, we fight... You tell me when I am being an arrogant son of a bitch and I tell you when you are a pain in the ass. Which you are, 99% of the time. I'm not afraid to hurt your feelings. You have like a 2 second rebound rate, then you're back doing the next pain-in-the-ass thing.

You alone can make my song take flight. Help me make the music of the night...

Andy: I can't tell... if it's an "A sharp" or if it's a "B flat"! Mikey: Heh, if you hit the wrong note, we'll all "B flat!"

Kim: Hold me. Edward: I can't.

There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.

Audrey: Seymour's first radio broadcast! I wanted to hear it so bad. I tried to be on time, but... Mr. Mushnik: Don't tell me. You got tied up. Audrey: No. Just handcuffed a little.

Hammy: "Want to help me find my nuts?!?!?!?!"

You've lost that loving feeling..WOoooo that loving feeling!!

My Interests


FUNNY, AND SEXY WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT IN A MAN???????

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I love Cosmo!!!!

I'd like to meet:




My 12 yr old sister drew this for me...isnt it fucking good!?!?!?!:)



"No one's ever what they seem to be. You meet them,and you think you have them all figured out,but little by little you learn more and more things about that person. Then in the end,they're a whole different person.Someone you thought they would never be."---Kristie Woszczyna

Music:

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Movies:

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Television:

Thank god for Tivo:)

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Heroes:

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