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About Me

Life is just WAY to unpredictible. But it can be fun that way. You roll with the punches. I turned 34 this year. When I was in my 20's I had all these plans for the 30's. None of which have come true. But I still have many talents that make me have a better-than-average chance at having or doing the things I want. I have accomplishments I didnt think I would have as well. Its how you look at your life. Whoa! I'm waxing social-philosopher. Sorry about that. I substitute teach, freelance write for magazines and newspapers and am a co-trustee of a management trust. I am a HUGE Browns fan but also love the Packers. I like the underdog teams. The Indians and the Cubs being two of them. I hate people who just tell you what you want to hear. I have a great Golden Retriever who loves to play ball. Just bought a great house and still talk all the time to my college roommate. Steinbeck is my favorite author, Ryne Sandberg my favorite baseball player. Waffle House at 3AM is just as good as Ruths Chris-if the person your with is a good person. Being repetitive is not boring! Its stable. And there is nothing wrong with knowing what the next week is gonna bring for you.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Jennifer Garner, Diane Lane and Paige Davis. Sports-wise? Already met Brett Farve but would like to shake down Pete Rose. It took you how long to man up and speak the truth? Jessica Alba would be fun just to look at. I'm cheap that way.

My Blog

August Issue

My once a month postings continue. A ton has happened in my life in that month. A lot that should, but doesnt...let me fall asleep. But its 2:30AM...here I am. Typing on the computer like a modern-day...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 23:53:00 GMT

Key West/Hemingway House...

July 4: Key West. I have no problem w/queers. I just dont like two of them making out in front of me during fireworks. Or any other time for that matter. I dont get up on my girlfriend and start grabb...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 15:39:00 GMT

Islamic? Great....

http://images.quizfarm.com/1110081666Islam_green-white.jpg">> You scored as Islam. Your beliefs are most similar to those of Islam. Do more research on Islam and possibly consider taking the shahadah ...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 05:28:00 GMT

Customer Service is Dead

I call three (3) pizza places. To order food. Their job: to get me food. My job: To give them money. I order. Then give my address. Is that Collinswood Est, West, South or North? Its a culdesac. There...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 11:29:00 GMT

Teaching

Went to the Duval County Teachers Fair yesterday. Had a line outside the arena. Had three very well-dressed Africa-American gentlemen walk out from inside said building and down the line. Only stoppin...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 22:24:00 GMT

NRA and Florida

A bunch of rednecks coming to work armed? Sounds fun. I think ive seen that "King of the Hill" episode. Listen up necks: you cry about your "right to bear arms" rights being violated if you ...
Posted by on Fri, 05 May 2006 12:50:00 GMT

Immigrants unite!!!!

Immigrants who "got together and took a stand against big, bad Uncle Sam": here is what youve accomplished- *The NYSE didnt shut down. Most brokers went to college and didnt smuggle their ass over in ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 May 2006 22:00:00 GMT

Politics/racism

So id like to blog a little story comparing similar experiences shared by myself and Representitive McKinnie from Georgia. We were both stopped at institutions for not wearing proper identification. H...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 16:28:00 GMT

Failure to launch

Not a bad movie. Date movie. Sarah Jessica Parker doesnt do it for me so a curious absence of the hot-chick quotient kept me from really enjoying it. Plus, you see a full back-door shot of Terry Brads...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 06:37:00 GMT

Jacksonville

So heres Chris. Jacksonville, Florida. I'm gonna go a little crazy w/the analogies so bear w/me. Jacksonville (or Actionville as it is sarcarstically refered to by out-of-town media and tourists who d...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 07:51:00 GMT