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About Me

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What Hands Can Do

Posted Feb 12, 2007

An amusing Volkswagen Commercial for the Phaeton with imaginative hand-shadow puppetry.

Contents under pressure. Tijen is not flammable, however, Tijen may ignite under certain conditions: please store at room temp, do not shake!!! do not use or abuse me. do not over step your boundaries with me or mistake my kindness for weakness... i do, what i do, out of love. i bite i swear and i pull hair and i dont really care the rest of ya can go scratch. i hate drama, especially if its YOURS. i like my eggs runny over a medium rare burger and i like my fries HOT! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxx AND: i like chocolate, Butch Walker, chocolate covered pecans, Johnny Depp, dark chocolate cover expresso beans, Johnny Zander, dark chocolate rasberry jelly rings or stix, Paul Stanley, chocolate covered raisins, oh wait! Andy Garcia, strong cup of DD caw-fee, oooooo you sexy beast! and that guy at the airport parking lot in the car! sorry about the foggy window situation, it should go away after a week. hee hee ummm and the park bench and the beach and the diner. totally whipped cream,sooo hot and melted peanut butter and vanilla bean and chocolate creamy ice cream LOL!******************************************************** ************ AND: Caution: Tijen causes eye irritation. First Aid: if in eyes, rinse immediately, remove any contact lenses and continue flushing with chocolate syrup for at least 15 minutes. Lift eyelids occasionally until no evidence of Tijen is present. Add whipped cream and damn it dont forget it!!!******************************************************* ***********AND: Even though i have 2 perfectly workin eyes and 2 perfectly workin ears doesnt mean i can always see or hear you. that's just called being selective.

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My Interests

i have A.D.D. and i cant swim because i also have that thing where you cant remember shit so i cant remember why i started writing this but no really i'll let you in on a little something about me. what was i saying ????!!!! i almost gave it up!!! that was like cazy talk!! no but really im very interested in really sweet guys!!!rally 1

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I'd like to meet:

a GIANT squid, other road rage sufferers...

Music:

you have shitty taste and your opinions smell bad too ...... geee wizz!!! thanks for all the cds! i now have an overwhelming collection of coasters. HOLLY POu! TOWN!! HOW DID THEY GET THAT CUTE GUY IN THAT BOX?SEXY JACK=A=LOPE!

Movies:

SEIVOM YEA!

Television:

i sold it for crack!WRC video 2005

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Books:

i rite my own buks

Heroes:

mom, dad, jj, the little ones! and of course the big ones too...

My Blog

YO! im gonna Put on my PUma's and put it all behind

i'm left handed when throwing my shit across the room i'm left handed when i throw a fit (but i'm not so imagine the damage i can do with the right one!  ha ha ha) i'm gonna take  ...
Posted by *TIJEN* on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 11:46:00 PST

SPAM

hey Spam !!! its in a can  hey Spam i think its okay! i really like that key you come with.  i like it so much i wore it around my neck friday nite.   i got really hungry when...
Posted by *TIJEN* on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 07:05:00 PST

i'm gonna bitch!

cuz everything else is in place.    can somebody tell me when it became just O! freakin! K! for....  oh hold on,     i gotta not be really flippin brutal about ...
Posted by *TIJEN* on Mon, 22 May 2006 09:47:00 PST

ok!! ok!! ok!! its been a while

so i'll tell ya a story.....
Posted by *TIJEN* on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 09:25:00 PST

R.O.T.

cant sleep... drank a bunch of coffee.  drove home like a blind race horse. my hair is still wet from 7 yesterday morning.  i found out i was one of the ring leaders to some s...
Posted by *TIJEN* on Sat, 15 Oct 2005 01:24:00 PST